Secily Iopara.

[beast-feast]

I am

The Trash Man.

[incorrect-vast-error]

Hamifi: You were ordered to stand down!

Secily: I did, but I fell up again.

[incorrect-vasterror]

Secily: 1. gh7 It’s “June”, which means it’s illegal to be cishet. …iy2

Secily: 2. wn0 Anyone caught not being a queer will be immediately reported to Corporate. …ck5

[incorrect-vasterror]

Secily: 1. xq6 I will never show up at a party and talk about how busy the 5 was. That’s my goddamn promise to you. …ue2

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[willowofthehearth]

This, and then put it into a large ziploc bag, squeeze the air out and seal. Waterproof.

[incorrect-vast-error]

“Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.”

— Secily

[deconreconstruction]

Does the hemospectrum on repiton have gender ratios like the one on alternia?

Nah, all bloods have a pretty decent ratio of boys, girls and everything inbetween within them.

[incorrect-vast-error]

“Ms Feltri said she’ll be here in twenty minutes. That means we’ve got at least an hour.”

— Secily

[uncanny-aesthetic]

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

[farmcontent]

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

[imgonnafuckthetriangle]

Op has never actually seen corn

[uncanny-aesthetic]

i live in Indiana, I’m just a dumbass

[crow--teeth]

the corn has a question

[yeeterskeeter05]

That’s fucking wheat

[xamag-ve]

Secily’s concept art and sprites from Snowbound Blood vol.1

[deconreconstruction]

SNOWBOUND BLOOD VOLUME 3: Of Growth, Economic and Agricultural has been announced and will be releasing on Friday, April 26th at 3:22pm CT

As the search grows just slightly more desperate, Secily finds herself closer to something even scarier than old blood: shady business practices.

[secily-iopara]

im excited for rat man okay

[incorrect-vast-error]

“All right, look, I’ve tried to be reasonable. You give me your word in ten seconds, or I shoot you in the head.”

— Secily

[porrimmaryam]

[porrimmaryam]

[bigtransmoods]

Me: *Is out to my whole family*

My mum: *birth naming me on the phone*

Dysphoria: YEET BITCH

[animmania]

hees some pixel gifs i made of secily from snowbound. these were pretty fun

[secily-iopara]

//she really said that