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late-20's, 18+, she/they/it, see pinned

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*~ We are Miracle ~*

They/she/it pronouns & fem terms

Mid-20's, 18+ blog, I Post Horny On Main

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Sideblogs:

@briarbates Briar(s)

@sufferbunnny Elias

@kidsclubtreehouse Jester

@makemeamiracle Art blog

More under the cut!

Interests:

THE LEGO MOVIE

Outlast Trials

OCs

Random hyperfixations

Furry art

Movies (all kinds)

Writing & poetry

Some more blogs:

@colors4ndlight Charlie&Luz

@burnallbridgs Bridg&Auggy

@lauralaura-laura Darling&Izzy

@glutenousmacandcheese Lamb

@dragonof-darkness Cedar&Aspen

@mirakandi Kandi and toys

@markluvblog OC blog shared with husband

@camerasoull Photography blog

Follow our dog Tighearnán @valefar

Some other stuff about us:

Plural (endo positive but we don't like to talk about syscourse because it's stupid)

Age regressor

AuDHD

Physically disabled

Furry

Shipping discourse is also stupid

Will follow back if it looks like our blogs are compatible (especially if you're also plural)

Follow our sideblogs for the whole Miracle cinematic universe

Avid syscest lover everyone get with your alters NOW

Ask us about our kins

Hit us up for any reason!! We love to yap and we love new friends :) We aren't shy if you arent

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Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

[ninanation]

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

[batmanlesbian]

Last night, two earthquakes hit the city of Caracas in Venezuela. So far, reports show a death toll of 164 people, with nearly a thousand injured. Multiple hospitals and health centers have begun taking in patients and continue to expand their capacity to serve everyone in the area, and Interim President Delcy Rodríguez has declared a State of Emergency.

If you are able, please consider donating to the Venezuela Humanitarian Fund. They dispense donations out to local organizations on the ground in Venezuela, and you can donate as little as 2 dollars. If you know of any local organizations who are able to take donations online, please share them.

I am lucky in that my friends and their families from and in Venezuela are okay, and my heart is with everyone affected by this disaster.

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lmfao

[thequantumranger]

Hokum (2026)

[uncleanedlines]

heat wave is shit

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if you meet the buddha on the road fuck his ass hole

[rabbitkinglune777]

that one meme

(he/him)

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I used to get high and listen to Aenima in my backyard and whenever Die Eier Von Satan came on I would turn it down because I didn't want anyone to think I was listening to some kind of Nazi shit then I learned some German and I was like Oh okay so I'm stupid

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[jerryterry]

Do you know why you remember so few of your dreams? Where do the memories go, slipping away in a matter of hours? He takes them. He remembers them. The good and the bad. So you don’t have to. This is his burden to bear.

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I just got news we've been saying it wrong the whole time it's "let he who is without skin cast the first stone" fuck we gotta find this person

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Ahm sorry for the random message fuck off

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I made this bunny beanie with Aloysius' piercings for kinphoria reasons

Aloysius ^^

The beanie is black and not blue because I wear black more often basically

[karvina]

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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