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Say if a squishy swore their loyalty to you and wished to serve you, would you take the opportunity to exploit and use them?
“Of course I would,” Klunk said with a devilish grin. “If the Squishy would be of use and swore their loyalty to me, I would exploit them for everything they had to offer me and my cause. But the moment they become not so useful or they show signs of doubting or betraying me, I wouldn’t hesitate to…end our partnership, to put it in light terms.”
What would you do if you met another version of yourself?
Klunk hummed in thought and curiosity for a moment. “I would first need to make sure that it is actually me that I am seeing. Then I would assess them and see if they would be of any use to me. If they are, I will assert myself as the superior Klunk and have them do my bidding. And if they aren’t useful…well, let us just say that they wouldn’t be around for much longer.”
Any new evil schemes?
Klunk closed the filing cabinet and computer tabs that held information on his upcoming evil plans. “That is none of your concern. All you need to know is that the Squishies of this galaxy need to watch their backs, because we will be shooting at them.”
Favorite genre of music?
“Hmph. If there is one thing that Squishies have done right, it’s their music. Even though robots can do it so much better.” Klunk knew exactly what kind of music he liked. “I prefer the kind of music with a deep piano and plenty of stringed instruments. Music that sounds sinister and would be perfect for an intimidating entrance.”
If you ruled the galaxy what would you do?
Klunk delved into his own fantasy of conquering the galaxy and let the thoughts flow out, “The first thing I would do is hunt down every remaining Squishy in the galaxy and exterminate them. There is no room for organics in my galaxy. Then I would build the largest army ever made by any other pathetic excuse for a villain before me. So if there was ever a revolt or a revolution, I will be prepared to stand my ground.”
How do you feel about your creator, Nefarious? Do you miss him?
“Ha!” Klunk laughed as if he heard a very good joke. “Why would I miss such a pathetic thing? He’s been beaten down so many times it’s almost embarrassing! Actually, it is embarrassing! I’m going to accomplish more than that foolish doctor ever could. The butler guy was okay, though.”
How do you feel about Clank?
The irritation was set on Klunk’s face immediately as he thought about his good counterpart. “You mean that disgrace of a robot? What a joke, he is! It’s so easy to think of myself as the superior out of the both of us, because I’m not the one who bows down to the Squishies and became a pet or sidekick or whatever he is to that furry creature.”
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☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
Klunk’s smiles are very unsettling because it usually means he witnessed something that other people would find horrific. He doesn’t smile often, but he does smile quite a bit when he’s working on his evil plans.
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⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?
Klunk arrives whenever he feels like it. No one is the boss of him and no one will tell him when to show up. Either he’ll show up when he does or he won’t show up at all.
☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?
There is only one fate that Klunk believes in, and that’s the fate of all Squishies. And it ends with total obliteration at the hands of him and his forces.
♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?
Klunk’s favorite animal is lions. This is because the way a lion pride is led intrigues him and he connects it to himself. The strongest of the pack leads and the others are underlings that cower before the leader.
✝ : Is your muse religious?
No, Klunk does not believe in any religion. There won’t be room for any religions when he finally conquers the galaxy. There will be only one person to worship: him.
♿,❤,♨,⚠
♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?
Klunk was badly damaged after Ratchet defeated him in Metropolis, but he managed to get away and repair himself.
❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?
Klunk thinks love is for chumps. He has better things to do than to be in a relationship.
♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?
Despite being evil and killing Squishies with no remorse, Klunk has very good table manners. He thinks that people with bad table manners are disgusting peasants.
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
Klunk does whatever he believes is logical to do first. If he has no choice but to face them head-on, he will. But he will try to come up with a plan if he’s able to focus for a few moments.
Klunk moodboard!
((Guys help I can’t stop making these things))
Random headcanon meme!
⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?
✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?
☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?
⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?
♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?
☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
☃ : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?
☂ : Does your muse like rain?
☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?
🏨 : How well does your muse sleep?
❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?
☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?
⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?
👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?
♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?
❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?
♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?
📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?
♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?
εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?
📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?
☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?
ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?
✝ : Is your muse religious?
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Klunk has a large interest in gems. Rubies are his favorite.
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Klunk’s least favorite color is green for obvious reasons.
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Anyone who enters Klunk’s lair without knocking first is usually executed. Even Klunk cares about privacy. Even if it’s just his own that he cares about.
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Most of Klunk’s outfits are either gold, black, or red. He likes to keep consistency with coloration.
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On rare occasions, Klunk will watch bad movies, only to say that he could write them better.
