BOY DO I LOVE PROTEIN

im akihiko and what the fuck is a wttpyls

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im going to buy shinjiro a cool hat Goodbye Losers

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PSA IM NOT RESPONDING TO ANY HATERS (unless they call me by name. swag master 9000)

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akihiko swag master 9000 sanada that s me im the 9000th master of swag

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PSA IM NOT RESPONDING TO ANY HATERS (unless they call me by name. swag master 9000)

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  YOUR NAME IS NOT SWAG MASTER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(puts plastic spoons on my eyes)

im mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BLOCKIN OUT THE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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HUFFS

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aki i’m not going to fight you

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AHEM u mean swag mmaster 9000

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HUFFS

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300th post

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princessdororo reblogged your post:looks off into the distance the memes… theyre...

[small voice from behind you] what’s a meme

Well u see, a meme is, when u meme someone with memes, and u meme. u see what i meme (mean.. lmao.. puns)

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  aki what the hell are you even talking about

why were you in the mountains

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huffs condescendinglyishsomewhat

well.... u see.. while i was searching for my one and only meme swag protein POW!der... a fellow came up to me. he looked like me but 1000 years older probably and also he was a legendary boxing ninja. bet u didnt know those existed. thats how legendary they are. and u know what he told me???? he told me..

my real name? its.. the swag master 9000... (prayer hands emoji)(somehow)(or aki is doing prayer hands)(who know)s

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looks off into the distance

the memes... theyre coming

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  i was talking about you aki

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QUICKLY ZOOMS OVER AND PUTS A SINGLE.. GLOVED.. HANd... over ur mouth and shushes u

shinjiro.. didnt u get the memo.. thats not my name anymore man.. thats not my name bruh.. thats not

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he’s here

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who, luigi??

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ok... bein real.. the reason why i was gone so long is bc i ran out of protein powder and had to go climb some mountains and cross a few deserts and valleys to get my special brand

store protein powder just isnt the same u feel......... 

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BACKFLIPS IN

IM BACK FROML IKE 9999999 DAyS OF TRAINING IM SO HYPED WHATS HAPPENING LOSERS

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disgruntled aki sounds

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aki why the fuck are you like 2 feet tall

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what the heck do you mean why am I like 2 feet tall

everything around me fricking ! transformed into giant-sized everything if anything i should be asking u why the heck u are like 200 feet tall !!!!!!!!!!