EXO Has No Chill.

Veronica.18.here for the Sassy Noodle and the rest of the dorks. hardcore EXO trash. occasional bts,SJ ,others ,funny posts too.

[catchymemes]

[lubricates]

Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows

[rainhadaalegria-deactivated2019]

don’t announce things. don’t share your plans. show your progress. prove your growth. let them see your prosperity, not what steps it took to get there.

[memescomedy]

[psychedelicfelon]

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

[fuckyahumor]

me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task

also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,

[kimjero]

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trumpetnoises-deactivated201507]

[kawaki]

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

[hijerking]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[my-name-is-life]

[giggle]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[toastbutteregg]

nothing more relatable than this

[neutral]

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

[memescomedy]

[dipbrowpomade]

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

[harryedward]

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

[taggediconic]

[glassbonespaperskin]