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To the anon asking about the Worlds End entrance…what exactly is there to worry about?

seizethemay

I want my title back and I want it back now.

mjfyourself

Oooooo fiesty

seizethemay

Don’t start! My rightful championship should be right next to yours :(

I want my title back and I want it back now.

mjfyourself

I am about to be so fucking insufferable.

mjfyourself

Everything in life is my second favorite compared to you. Let them. They can fucking nail it to the door while I'm nailing you. I'll even hand deliver them the movie. Buy them a big screen to watch it on in their cheap looking living room. 1995? Ooooh, baby that's cold. True, though. So fucking true. Try it. I dare you.

I love you.

seizethemay

🥹 Good boy. Let them not, it would just get in the way of our door escapades. This champion is such a thoughtful one. Truly so generous. Is it not true? I can tell she hasn't been to pound town. I always try it, you know that better than anyone.

cole--pro

I’m about to write a complaint myself.

brittsburghx

Seriously. We can co-sign it as The Coles~

I need to go bleach my eye balls. Nothing will undo the psychological damage being done by knowing way more about our best friends than I ever hoped to know.

cole--pro

Seriously. The twisted part is they absolutely get a thrill out of knowing we're scarred.

seizethemay

🤷🏼‍♀️

mjfyourself

I am about to be so fucking insufferable.

mjfyourself

Because they made a comment about Prince Charming Nate all those months ago. I've hated them ever since. I'm one step ahead of you, babe. Got the tripod all sorted and ready to go. We need a fancy title for this movie. We can even get porn-cheesy if you want.

Mhm. You'll be the fucking death of me, I swear.

seizethemay

Oh, you ferocious tiger. Let’s do them the honors and piss them off. They’re going to know one name and one name only when we’re done. How about “Gagged”. Too cliche?

I already am 🖤

mjfyourself

Fuck. My favorite thing to do in the world right after you. Yeah, my name. I'll request a formally written apology from their cheap pens right after I fuck you. Nope. Perfect. Sits right up there with 'entering in your back door' that we did on vacation.

Sure as fuck are, babe.

seizethemay

It had better be your second favorite. The only thing they’ll bother writing are complaints. Which makes the perfect opportunity to send it back with a copy. Show them a proper fuck, since they haven’t had one since 1995. Hey. Quiet. Before that mouth is mine.

God, I love you.

mjfyourself

I am about to be so fucking insufferable.

mjfyourself

Because they made a comment about Prince Charming Nate all those months ago. I've hated them ever since. I'm one step ahead of you, babe. Got the tripod all sorted and ready to go. We need a fancy title for this movie. We can even get porn-cheesy if you want.

Mhm. You'll be the fucking death of me, I swear.

seizethemay

Oh, you ferocious tiger. Let’s do them the honors and piss them off. They’re going to know one name and one name only when we’re done. How about “Gagged”. Too cliche?

I already am 🖤

#ooc; lmfaooooo

mjfyourself

I am about to be so fucking insufferable.

mjfyourself

Fucking right it was, baby. Speaking of movies that aren’t ours, we need to make more movies that are ours. We’re overdue and I have beef with your neighbors. Mm, say that again. Tell everyone how good I make it look.

Don’t. Tempt. Me.

seizethemay

And why are the neighbors on the hit list now? The first movie was terrible because I couldn’t keep the camera steady. If we’re speaking movies, we need a tripod. Better than them…and you know it.

Already did. I always do.

mjfyourself

I am about to be so fucking insufferable.

mjfyourself

I never fucking left. Everyone else was just placeholders keeping my spot warm for me. Damn right I’m yours.

If I prove it? You won’t be able to work tonight 😉

seizethemay

It was just a matter of time. Done with the movie that wasn’t ours, so now the belt is rightfully home. And the difference? You make it look so damn good.

Which is exactly why you won’t prove it 😉