You'll call it fate. I'll call it karma.

This is what we call a tragedy

[depsidase]

[super-metroid]

holy shit i am so glad i went unspoiled on Fight Club holy shit. holy shit.

[lindleland]

congratulations but like. how.

[sionnachsskulk]

Tbf, no one talks about Fight Club

[lindleland]

[stimmysuggestion]

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

[mysteriouspercentage]

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

[therobotmonster]

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

[andrusi]

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever

[30-minute-memes]

I remember back then

[lestatsdelioncort]

CAN’T LOOK BACK // MACHINE GUN KELLY

[afakepsychic]

Happy Tuesday the 17th From Camp Tikihama

[dutchster]

[30-minute-memes]

These guys are going places

[lovesckl]

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[zangoonse]

date of origin: august 16, 2019

[hidingoutbackstage]

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

[hidingoutbackstage]

[atreefullofstars]

#bangs head on table#that's tony fucking hawk#Nobody recognizes him😭#It's like a curse or something Funny story... I didn’t recognize him so I thought “It’s probably Tony Hawk.”

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

[aestheticsxemotions]

there it is, again

that funny feeling

[selena-soto]

[selfdestructive-at-heart]

Ect

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[andersonsallpurpose]

let’s clean one up for the janitors