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“I’ll remember that as well. Aurore once said something about a candle, however that one concerns me a little.”
“Jesus! And here I started to feel bad about the frying pan. A candle - now that’s scary. She looks so innocent, too.”
“Yeah, you’d have thought I would have agreed to stop him, but I found a broom much more useful.”
“A broom! I’ll have to write that one down. Frying pans have been surprisingly useful as well.”
“No. Oz and I have never had sex. Not for lack of trying on his part, but he’s not really… we wouldn’t get on very well in that way.”
“Not for lack of trying, huh? I’m not surprised. I’ll give it to you, though - I’m impressed you’ve resisted him. Not because he’s irresistable, but because he’s persistent.”
ozhart
➳ ❝ You might have to express to him that sentiment. Lucien Abbot? You wouldn’t happen to know him.
— ❝ You mean Evelyn’s nephew? ❞
ozhart
➳ ❝ I have a friend who lives here that would be dreadfully lost without me. I don’t know how he’s been managing.
— ❝ Oh yeah? Well, he sounds lucky. Who might this friend be? ❞
ozhart
➳ ❝ That’s exciting. I do try and exceed to live up to Oz as well. It’s interesting when names work out that way.
— ❝ Well, Oz-who-lives-up-to-his-name - what brings you here? ❞
lucienabbot
➳ ❝ It’s occurred to me once or twice, but the truth is, he needn’t work at all. I’m not sure what’s possessed him to want to work for me.
— ❝ Yeah, well - you know, it’s probably good for him. Working, I mean. Starting with a friend is always a good way to do it. That doesn’t make him any less of a pain in the ass, though, I’ll give you that. ❞
lucienabbot
➳ ❝ I always feel I have to. It’s merely habit now. I have heard that, though the last time it was rather angry. That answer is very simple: he doesn’t.
— ❝ I’m assuming you’ve tried encouraging him to get a job elsewhere. ❞
lucienabbot
➳ ❝ Yes, I know. Oz is… I’ve been trying to find the phrase for years. I apologize for his behavior, but there’s not much I can do.
— ❝ Oh, there’s no need to apologize. But he is something else. I’m just wondering how in the world he can work in a book shop. ❞
ozhart
❝ Goddess Divine. Fantastic choice. Though Selina Kale is lovely, though I do detect a sense of humor with a hit of pop culture.
— ❝ Oh, I’m so glad you noticed. My parents were self-proclaimed Batman enthusiasts, but - I like to think I live up to the name. Just your every-day Catwoman. ❞
ozhart
❝ While that sounds nice, I’m hardly Prince Charming. Oz the Great and Powerful will do just fine. Do I get the pleasure of your name?
→ ❝ Alright, Oz the Great and Powerful. My name is Selina Kale, but Goddess Divine works just as well. ❞
ozhart
❝ I am. I’m glad you took notice.
→ ❝ Right. Does Mr. Confident have a name, or is Prince Charming gonna stick? ❞
❝ Hello, Aldyria! You world is about to suck so much less.
→ ❝ Well, don’t you sound confident. ❞
if you could give advice to your younger self, what would it be?
→ ❝ Chill out, kid, you’re not gonna be Mary Sue Poots forever - but stay angry, that’s how you get out. ❞
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
→ ❝ I don’t play with genies. That shit’s always gonna go wrong. I make my own wishes come true. ❞
if there's something you could change in your current life, what would it be?
→ ❝ The selfish side of me would ask to get a promotion at work, but… Honestly? I just wish Richie would find something else he could do. Something less dangerous. ❞
