brunnette smg my beloved

usually anywhere from two years to twenty years behind the crowd on my hyperfixations. you know that thing everyone was into a while back? yeah, that’s my thing now.

[silverlunarella]

"My beautiful, penitent child. You have already enjoyed my ministrations — do not be greedy."

[diesuckersdie]

*in hidgens voice* : Alexa, play “super rich kids by frank ocean”

[selkiemaidenfae]

writing a lautski/chaicoffee fic that focuses on the spankoffski family and putting in my headcanon that pete absolutely got made fun of all to hell whenever a new ted story hit the streets.

like no ted, asking a bartender when she gets off her late shift and then telling her you’ll wait for her by her car in the parking lot will not, in fact, get you laid.

it will— however!—cause your brother’s mean classmates to spread rumors that he’s aiding and abetting a serial killer. so he’s that going for him now.

[sandmandaddy69]

[selkiemaidenfae]

rewatching the svu episode where carisi tries to kiss rollins and she lets him down easy and then immediately sleeps with some rando and let me tell you, i had flashbacks to fighting for my life as a rollins/rollisi girl

[catsofyore]

Francie is blasting through to ask if you have donated to our fundraiser for our local animal shelter? Link. THANK YOU!!

[catchymemes]

[wereopossum]

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

[inthefallofasparrow]

XXI. The World

[iloveyoudie]

its my birthday everyone think about my ocs

thank you

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[selkiemaidenfae]

ted: so, did you kiss her?

pete: no, the moment wasn’t right. look, steph is my dream girl, and i want our first kiss to be amazing.

ted: aww, petey, that’s so sweet. you chickened out like a little bitch and now you’re making excuses.

[diesuckersdie]

Here, have some lautschitz! 💙💚

[modmodmodworld]

look at my lawyer dawg im goin to jail

[buffygifs]

Buffy Summers & Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2x14 | "Innocence"

bonus:

[selkiemaidenfae]

i’ve been a lautski girl since my friends first showed me npmd, but lautschitz has been growing on me a lot and i think it’s bc of how messy they’d be.

like. it’s canon that all three nerdy prudes had crushes on steph pre-canon and my boy richie is no exception.

and yet!

he’s easily the least friendly towards her in the group. he's reluctant to include her in anything, scoffs at the idea that she might stick around, doesn't ever try to be alone with her, and basically just barely tolerates her newfound presence in his life.

and obviously he dies before they can get too deep into it, but i think that would drive steph absolutely insane.

steph is used to people tripping over themselves to get close to her. she's popular, she's gorgeous, she's the mayor's daughter! literally every single other person she knows wants to be her friend so bad.

except, for no reason she can figure out, for richie.

he hides his laugh when she makes jokes. he flinches at the same casual touches pete and ruth cuddle into. he’s a little too biting when they’re snarking back and forth, like he can’t tell if she’s kidding or not.

and then it somehow gets more confusing bc people keep telling her that richie actually likes her.

pete assures her that richie is always rlly happy when she shows up to movie nights. ruth jokes about shipping them. steph meets richie’s uncle paul and he tells her that it took months to clock that his nephew and his coworker’s brother were best friends, but her name started popping up as soon as she joined the group.

and she’s like “tf you mean? he barely talks to me.”

steph is pacing her room like a haunted detective always one step behind a criminal mastermind, trying to figure out what the hell is going on with this nerd. meanwhile richie’s like “wow, i sure do like steph. too bad she can never know.”

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me