Nerds of The Round Table

The location of our D&D Shenanigans. Each character has a page of every post they're tagged in. (Please tag every character involved in every post in lowercase letters!)

[rockymountaingothic]

Here i’ve drawn my dungeons and dragons character

his name is karen he’s a 17 year old human summoner his main weapon is a battle aspergillum, all his armor is tear-away, and his work experience includes sailor-brothel owner and centaur seeker

he can summon such useful entities as The Kool-Aid Man™ to get the party out of prison in a fix and, while his mount is a giant chameleon named 3rd Degree Manslaughter, his familiar is his son, a baby snake made out of crystal meth

“can i summon an incubus or am i an incubus” -Karen, 2014

[sherlockwolf]

@rockymountaingothic AHHHH I LOVE!!!!!!! yeah that blog is still a thing, I’m not sure if it’s used much but yeah :D

[whenmoments]

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

[thevideowall]

Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night

[kvotheunkvothe]

ded-a-check?

dum-a-chum?

[sendacuteboy]

[joshpeck]

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

[sendacuteboy]

Please calm down. We are going to pass the dragon around the circle

DM

[sendacuteboy]

Dr. Sphinx, M.D.

[sendacuteboy]

Why does Jethro sound like Jewfro

Gwen

[sendacuteboy]

Gwen trips and buries her head in the sand like an ostrich

Gwen had a productive day

[sendacuteboy]

Jake the Finn and Dog the Human

-Gwendolyn, probably at some point

[sendacuteboy]

I will roll for (vomit) flavour

-Paul Gromero

[sendacuteboy]

I summon a skateboard and Ollie Outtie over them

Gwendolyn

[sendacuteboy]

They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

[sendacuteboy]

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

[sendacuteboy]

[sendacuteboy]

Tatel: *leaves the room*

Gwen: I'm going to "organize his stuff while he's gone!

Tatel: *from above* Don't you dare!

[sendacuteboy]

Can I roll to shove Karen up his own ass

Jethro when Karen really wanted to fuck a centaur, Session 11

[sendacuteboy]

Summary of D&D

We spend more time asking if we could rather than asking if we should.