how the signs will die
aries: trampled in a mosh pit
taurus: acute allergic reaction to genetically enhanced wasp sting
gemini: got lost in a corn maze
cancer: soul trapped in a yugioh card
leo: n/a, leos are immortal
virgo: giant catapult
libra: held their breath too long
scorpio: tragic trapeze accident
sagittarius: was the disposable comic relief in a horror movie
capricorn: pissed off natalie dormer
aquarius: shame
pisces: tripped while running away from an explosion











