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yall fucking freaks

me: hoho obey me smut? yes pls

me: *sees tailfucking tag*

me: never-fucking-mind

#obey me smut #obey me levi smut #yall fucking weird you know #like why are you so obsessed with levi's tail #stop fantasizing about being fucked by his tail #yeah im kinkshaming you why do you want levi's tail so much #i think i saw one about satan's tail too #fuck off

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

roach-works

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

trans-pickles

I'm gonna go ahead and add - the reaction image is barely even a joke. This is the original illustration of her at the Mad Hatter's tea party.

look at how fucking angry she is

pukicho

Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

pukicho

This guy... kinda gets me

prokopetz

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

armed-with-knitting-needles

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

teaboot

I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it

zagreus

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zagreus

As you should.

i-am-a-fish

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

i-am-a-fish

unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please

honeyedheartss

ok so I definitely misread your post but by the time I realized the image was made

babyfinnmertens

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

markiplier

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

cannibalchicken

is he stupid?

space-flannel-deactivated201707

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish