SO as i was saying. this is just me rambling based on my incomplete memories of whichever episodes jimmy novak was in (was it like two eps or smthg? around season 5? anyway i havent rewatched them since 2015) but like LITERALLY im obsessed with him. like. hes just Some Guy hes literally just a dude. got a wife and a kid, devout christian, probably quietly homophobic/in the closet/both. i can see with my minds eye that he has a green ish 1995 honda civic. hes ur kinda nice and discreet neighbor who does the white people smile and vaguely waves at you when u see him take out the trash. smthg about the fact that he has a wedding ring (obviously) absolutely murders me for some unknown reason. BUT ALSO!!!!!!! a literal. LITERAL angel of the Lord Himself communicates with him OUT OF ALL PEOPLE ON EARTH and he sjfjjs just goes along with it. barely,,.,.questions it...........,.,doesnt hesitate a MINUTE to stick his ARM!!!!!!!!!!!! in BOILING WATER!!!!! because Angel Told Him To Do It. and then he agrees to become the vessel for this unknown terrifyingly powerful supernatural force of the universe without questions he just says "take care of my family" liek zjfbskd are christians just Like That or like. anyway hes the true blueberry shot man i adore him unironically
























