Bucky: *nudges redwing out of his way*
Sam: did you just HIT redwing? You smacked redwing like a volleyball? Damn! Jail. Jail for a hundred years. Do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars.
Bucky: *looks directly into the camera*
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Bucky: *nudges redwing out of his way*
Sam: did you just HIT redwing? You smacked redwing like a volleyball? Damn! Jail. Jail for a hundred years. Do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars.
Bucky: *looks directly into the camera*
Bucky: today is my 111th birthday.
Bucky: I know less than half you half as much as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as well as you deserve.
Falcon and Winter Soldier Holiday Special
Sam: you sure were in Wakanda a long time. What, missed your goats?
Bucky, gruffly, over a bowl of cereal: arm upgrade
Sam: what, so it shoots knives now?
Bucky, without looking up from his cereal: *presses hidden button on his arm*
Bucky's Metal Arm: *lights up with red and green LEDs that blink, sparkle, and flash in time as Holly Jolly Christmas plays at an absurd volume*
Sam: *horrified staring*
Bucky: :D
Kitten!Nonnie sent:
ā I am Now a confirmed couch potato :-) ā
check out that INT/WIS stat tho!
hey Iām a broke college student with lotsa loans and Iām trying to keep the bills paid, so please review this new and improved commissions post !
Fandoms, Alphabetically:
-Back to the Future -Criminal Minds -Danny Phantom Ā Ā -Detroit: Become Human -Disney -Doctor Who -The Greatest Showman (2017) -Hamilton -Harry Potter, including Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them -The Hobbit -How to Train Your Dragon -Jurassic Park and Sequels -Kingsman: The Secret Service -Lord of the Rings Trilogy -FOXās Lucifer Ā
-Marvel, excluding X-Men -BBCās Merlin -BBCās The Musketeers -Newsies: the Musical and Newsies (1992) -Psych (TV) -Scorpion -Sherlock -Stranger Things -Star Trek (2000s) -Star Wars: New and Original Trilogies -Supernatural -Teen Wolf (TV) -TURN: Washingtonās Spies -The Umbrella Academy -The Walking Dead
Pace
Your requests, if oneshots shorter than 4,000 words, will be completed within a week. If over 4,000 words, then I request two and a half weeks to complete it.
Details
At this point, Iām very flexible about what Iām willing to write. Please approach me if you have any questions!
You can find examples of my writing on this blog, as well as through some fanfiction Iāve written ā the latest of which is on my ao3 account.
Rates
$3 for every 1,000 words, and if you would like a oneshot over 4,000 words expedited, thatās an additional $1 per day youād like it sooner.
Pay
I use paypal and venmo, you can find paypalĀ here! Iāll ask for payment after the commission is completed, with proof of words.
Thanks so much for reading and sharing ! Hope to write for you soon !!
I really hate to do this but weāre literally counting pennies so my mom has enough money to get to work tomorrow. Iām begging you, if you can commission me, please do so. If you can signal boost this, please do so. Iām out of options
Shuri: All this stress isn't good for the baby
T'Challa: What baby??
Bucky, currently bottle-feeding a baby goat: *points*
Shuri, simultaneously: White Wolf of course.
i donāt like to think about the Bucky situation Endgame but i just realized when Steve went back in time...dudeās now got like 10 years or so on the friend who used to be a year older than him. and then...another actual 70 on OG Bucky.
ngl iād die for Ned
that whole thing about āand then he gives you a gold coin. I donāt know how jobs work. (āthatās exactly how jobs workā) oh! *laugh*ā
ADORABLE
what if everything post-CW was actually a Mysterio farce *slow zoom*
@kitten anon: no guarantee on the quality but iāll see what i can do regarding the fanfic ;)
could you maybe re-send the last pic you sent me? iāve tried many times to see it but it just wonāt show up for some reason D:
( watching Spider-Man: Homecoming, now that we have an uncursed dvd player courtesy of the Grandfather )
me: there's a cat on mister stark's shirt :3
mom: :)
mom: did you just say 'mister stark'
me:
me: :|
exoticdeviance replied to your post āAU where Nat, Scott, and Peter have to go undercover for some kind of...ā
Can their last name be Bugg because I know a family with that last name and itās totally realistic.
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AU where Nat, Scott, and Peter have to go undercover for some kind of mission and the cover is that Nat and Scott are Peterās parents and thatās it thatās the whole premise thereās no romance or ship or anything itās just And Dad and Spider Mom with Spider Son and bug puns everywhere
them calling it the āblipā was a personal attack
Luis from Ant-Man is my patronus
space bun bucky commission forĀ racquetball38Ā on twitter!
anyway KAREN would never have allowed That to happen