Jashinist

"Everyone in this shitty world is overdue for judgement. The purpose of Jashin is to hurry it along." [Indie roleplay blog for Hidan from Naruto Shippuden] [Mun is 18+] [Timezone CET Sweden]

[servantofjashin-blog]

[Open]

“Ah fuck mercy!”

“If I’m going to kill I’ll do it properly!”

[servantofjashin-blog]

❝ Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time . ❞

“Hrmpf.” Hidan snorted, louder than necessary. 

“And here I was trying to legitimacy listen and learn from you.”A glare was sent in the elder’s direction as he leaned back, leaving Kakuzu to whatever paperwork he thought was so important. 

“Never doing that again.”

[mae-rps]

Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts

((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))

[mae-rps]

“Is that blood?!”

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”

“I could always just kill them…”

“Why are your knuckles bruised?”

“Just go! I’ll clean up this mess.“ 

“You busted my lip!”

“You clean up, I’ll hide the body.”

“They deserved it.”

“Dont you dare hit me!“ 

“I liked killing them.”

“Oh God, there’s so much blood!“ 

“Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls.”

“Kill them! Go on!“ 

“Who gave you that black eye?!”

“They died happy at least.“ 

“Do you want me to hit you?!" 

"Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again." 

"I’ll kill you, I swear!" 

"They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!”

“I’ll kill every last one of them." 

"Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!”

“I’ll fight beside you." 

"Are you burning a body?”

“I was protecting you!”

“Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over.”

“Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful.”

“It was an accident!”

“Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!”

“Burn the body and lets go.”

“I’m glad they’re dead!”

“They’re not going to make it.”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I had to do it.”

“I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?”

“I may or may not have a dead person in my basement.”

“I am sick of cleaning up your mess!”

[schmogg]

Kakuzu’s arms appreciation post 1/???. 

[aesthetic-chills]

Source

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the wolf among us || starters

❝ Is that a threat ? ❞  ❝ These lips are sealed . ❞ ❝ It is better to be feared than loved .❞  ❝ I’ve seen the way you look at ___ , okay ? You’re not foolin’ me .❞ ❝ You’re not as bad as everyone says you are . ❞ ❝ Anyone ever tell you you got a big fuckin’ mouth ? ❞ ❝ Whatever . I’m too out of it to get into it . ❞ ❝ We all have our parts to play . ❞ ❝ You can’t change the past . ❞ ❝ ____ , I’m gonna break your fucking face . ❞ ❝ I’ve heard stories about you . ❞ ❝ In some tiny little bottled up way , deep inside … you kind of enjoy it when things go wrong . ( Because it gives you an excuse to just … stop pretending ) . ❞ ❝ Life is easier with friends . ❞ ❝ Well I’d appreciate it if you’d fuck off . ❞ ❝ But no , hate’s the wrong word . They fear you more than anything . ❞ ❝ I know you like this whole ’ lone wolf ’ thing you got going for yourself . ❞ ❝ I wish I could have seen it. ❞ ❝ I’ll see you around . ❞ ❝ You almost looked peaceful . Except you’re lying in a dirty alley . ❞ ❝ Just … try not to be like ( yourself ) … ❞ ❝ Pardon the intrusion . I wasn’t aware this was a munchkin’s house .❞ ❝ I didn’t realize you were the bitch of the bitch . ❞ ❝ Hey , what are your plans now ? ❞ ❝ I’m not yours to lose ! ❞ ❝ Blah blah … blah blah blah . ❞ ❝ Are you saying you need a friend right now ? You can trust me . ❞ ❝ People are scared of you . I mean , look at your hands . ❞ ❝ You looked like when you take an action figure and bend it’s limbs the wrong way . ❞ ❝ But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy . ❞ ❝ Everything used to be so simple … we had a beginning , a middle , & an end . ❞ ❝ When we suffer , we do it in silence . ❞ ❝ You should worry about your own fucking situation . ❞ ❝ I’ve made mistakes . ❞ ❝ You do what you want … you always do what you want . ❞ ❝ I’m glad you’re not dead . ❞ ❝ We need to do things the right way ! ❞ ❝ You’ll pray to any god who’ll listen that your mother never shit you into this fucking world .❞ ❝ Wait a minute … someone’s watching . ❞ ❝ I know it’s dangerous , but I’m not helpless . I can take care of myself . ❞ ❝ Not now , not now , shhhh , the grown ups are talking. . ❞ ❝ Out of my way ! I’ll show you how it’s done ! ❞ ❝ Do you want the Big Bad Wolf to take you away ? ❞ ❝ That was about 8 on the asshole scale … ❞ ❝ Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time . ❞ ❝ This was really the wrong day to try & pull this shit ! ❞ ❝ You’re a monster ! A fucking monster ! ❞ ❝ You understand wanting to protect what you care about , don’t you ? You’d do anything . ❞

[servantofjashin-blog]

Kakuzu: Perhaps we need a plan.

Hidan: Here is the plan: we go in, I start hitting people hard in the face. See where it takes us.

[sendathing-blog]

SUPERNATURAL SENTENCES

“We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You’re not gonna poke her with a stick!” “Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?” “They were just doing their job.” “No, they were doing our job, only they don’t know it so they suck at it.” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.” “I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “I miss conversations that didn’t start with ‘this killer truck.’” “People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?” “What kind of a house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks!” “MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?” “Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?” “___, this is a very serious investigation. We don’t have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.” “I lost my shoe.” “I’m Batman!” “Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “You fudgin’ touch me again, I’ll fudgin’ kill ya!” “These tacos taste funny to you?” “I shot the sheriff.” “On Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.” “The whistle makes me their god.” “Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn’t poop for a week.” “Check it out. Four score and seven years ago … I had a funny hat.” “Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!” “I found a liquor store. And I drank it.”

[servantofjashin-blog]

heartfed:

        – ❝ perhaps it’s just you. i don’t expect anything useful from you anymore, so i wouldn’t know why you’d feel so challenged. ❞

“Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s just your presence.”

“Yeah that sounds about right. I’m already struggling not to punch you in the face.”

[linsenpai]

A prayer to Lord Jashin-Sama:

“Beloved but anguished God of our faith Let us pray to you once again Let us be filled with your knowledge And your infinite path of destruction Let us abuse your power once again To create the mayhem you so deserve Let us create the destruction you want Forgive us for using this power again For they may be our last time In the evil God’s name, Jashin, amem!!”

[servantofjashin-blog]

@heartfed

“I feel like you’re challenging me to something and I don’t know what...”

“Ah! Maybe it’s just your general presence...”

[cutelittlerpmemes]

Send “I didn’t know you could cook.” to know what my muse is cooking up

Alternatively send “You’ve never seen me cook before?” for your muse to be cooking

Originally posted by boomsexwalrus

[servantofjashin-blog]

You do realize we’re just training right?”

“Oh I’m sorry!”

“I didn’t realize I was too much for you to handle!”

[grab-an-idea]

Training Meme

“You do realize we’re just training right?”

“Hey. Weapons on low for training.”

“So what’s your weapon of choice?”

“When was the last time you trained hand to hand.”

“Come on princey/princess let’s see what you got.”

“You sure you want to do this? I don’t want to hurt you.”

“More training? I’m still sore from the last time.”

“Come on. Throw your best punch.”

“How did you do that?”

“Ok, ok. You don’t have to show me up.”

*ducks* “Hey that was a little close.”

[grab-an-idea]

Training Meme

[servantofjashin-blog]

grab-an-idea:

Originally posted by fitnessua

“You’re holding that wrong.”

“You do realize we’re just training right?”

“Hey. Weapons on low for training.”

“So what’s your weapon of choice?”

“When was the last time you trained hand to hand.”

“Come on princey/princess let’s see what you got.”

“You sure you want to do this? I don’t want to hurt you.”

“More training? I’m still sore from the last time.”

“Come on. Throw your best punch.”

“How did you do that?”

“Ok, ok. You don’t have to show me up.”

*ducks* “Hey that was a little close.”

[servantofjashin-blog]

Icebreakers I

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."

"Some weather we're having, huh?"

[hidanismypassion]

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