HERMES SFW AND NSFW ALPHABET
Border before the NSFW part!!
Will post the part four of the prince has to learn the hard way after this๐ฅธ
A = Affection -Doesn't really know how to, but just goes along with kisses and wrapping his arms around you
B = Best friend -LOTS AND LOTS OF GOSSIP, he knows about everything around Olympus so he obviously tells his most trusted person. You and him were the first to find our Aphrodite was having an affair with Ares.
C = Cuddles -He's the small spoon most of the time, and he love to, especially when he's finished with his mail duties, or when he wants to procrastinate on his work. He loves laying his head on your stomach or chest. But will be the big spoon if you ask.
D = Domestic -He knows you mortals are busy sometimes, and he knows that it's better for him to settle with you, but he also doesn't want to put you up to the pressure of being immortalized, so he just waits for you to say that you want to.
E = Ending -He'd end it with a letter cause he's like that, confesses with a letter, ends with a letter
F = Fiance(e)-This God wanted to marry you as soon as he saw you. Would immediately start finding you a dress and tons of jewelries to wear for the wedding.
G = Gentle-Shockingly, really gentle. His hands are so soft also, and would take his sweet time worshipping your body.
H = Hugs -He always does a side hug when he's in a hurry, but also tries a full hug where his arms are around your waist, but he normally hugs you by picking you up and swaying you.
I = I love you -When you two were hanging out a few days after you met, he just blurted out "You're so adorable, I love you already."
J = Jealousy -He's jealous of course, he would be the type to expect you to drop every other guy you have for him, which, he did drop all of his other lovers just for you.
K = Kisses -Kisses you any chance he had, mostly on the cheek or nose, but when you two are at your own serenity, he loves to kiss your chest, or stomach.
L = Little ones -Doesn't really get how they work so, when a baby is in your guy's hands, you two don't know what to do if it starts crying (unless your good with babies)
M = Morning -You normally wake up with him gone, or he doesn't crash in cause he takes breaks at Olympus. But if he did crash, he would be cuddling up to you, with his mouth agaped a bit.
N = Night -Normally just gossip and cuddling
O = Open -He doesn't really tell you a lot about his life, but the more he reveals himself, the more you get shocked and or curious about him.
P = Patience-He just gets really angry if you don't talk to him or notice him. He would whine and keep calling you until you answer, he's literally like alarm clock
Q = Quizzes -He will remember everything about you, but there are times he may slip up and accidentally answer SO WRONG.
R = Remember -When you two gossip the first time. He was so happy that someone was actually interested in what he was saying, and enjoyed your time together.
S = Security -He's really protective if other Gods try and talk or take you. He does not like sharing. Especially when you two are in Olympus, gosh he and Apollo would always be fighting because he keeps thinking Apollo is trying to seduce you. (He just asked how you and Hermes met)
T = Try -He's try and show that he is capable of effort, and would give you satchels of gold coins, and jewelry, statues of you made by his followers, and shower you with praise any chance he gets, just so you would see how much he loves you.
U = Ugly -Sometimes brushed important things off, or serious topics. He always treats almost everything like a joke.
V = Vanity -He's a God, they always care about their looks. He has so much skincare in case he gets one pimple. If he does, he'd just snap his fingers and it's gone, but he does like using skincare because it makes his skin so soft.
W = Whole -You two are like a puzzle piece. He always misses you when he's working or when he's busy, and loves when he sees you.
X = Xtra -Can disguise as a mortal, and when you saw his brown eyes for the first time, he just states at you with doe eyes.
Y = Yuck -Nothing really. I feel like he had good enough manners.
Z = Zzz -Sometimes started biting you in his sleep, to the point you wake up flinching. Sometimes he apologizes, sometimes he just laughs and go back to sleep.
A = Aftercare -Usually doesn't care and you two would just cuddle, but when you're overstimulated and really vulnerable, he'll make you lay down somewhere else and sleep while he fixes everything. Only takes a bath with you after you wake up.
Female-He's definitely an ass man. Lots of spanking and gripping also.
Male-Loves your chest. Likes laying on it while you're bottom.
C = Cum -Always cums on your stomach or face. His load is SOO MUCH THOUGH. And it tastes like honey.
D = Dirty secret -None, he always says what's on his mind.
E = Experience -Of course, having 30 more other lovers before you, of course he knew what he was doing. Just by the power of his hand and slender fingers, it could make you cum in less than a minute.
F = Favorite position -One leg up as he drives into you, legs over his shoulders, doggy style, literally any position that could give him full access for him to go fast like on the free way.
G = Goofy -Sometimes would crack up a teasing joke about how pathetic you are, but all in all, would want to keep it serious or intimate.
H = Hair -Shaves, always shaves.
I = Intimacy-Really romantic when he wants to, worshiping every single curve and creaves of your body and goes all soft (his dick is rock hard inside you though.)
J = Jack off -Jack's off to sculptures of you that he made his followers make.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)-Degrading, Praise (of course), hair pulling, begging, CNC, and spit.
L = Location -Literally anywhere, could be against a tree or could be on the ground, on a door, on a wall, literally anywhere, this God has no end to his horniness.
M = Motivation -When he hears you beg for mercy, or for him to slow down. Would go faster if you beg for him to slow down cause he's a jack ass sometimes.
N = No -Share you with anyone else, like threesomes or in regular aspects. He likes to keep you all for himself.
O = Oral -Prefers Receiving. Just something about her your lips wraps around his cock, how you look up at him with tears drying up or streaming down your cheeks as your nose hits his abdomen. He loves it.
P = Pace -Goes fast, but goes slow when he's tired. In some days your ass and tits are pink because of how much he spanks you and how he's slamming into you with no absolute mercy, but in sometimes, he's the one murmuring soft praises about how much he loves you.
Q = Quickie -Just pulls you and beg for a quickie, even in public or in the forest. Once brought you to Circe's island just to help Odysseus, and after helping them, stayed there. Let's just say Circe caught you two just before Hermes pulled down your clothes.
R = Risk -Doesn't care about risks. He's a God, they don't have shame.
S = Stamina-Can go a whole day, but just stops because you couldn't relaky take his ravage way.
T = Toys โModern!Au -Bought a few dildos to tease you with. Will make you suck on his cock while riding one of the dildos that was almost his size.
U = Unfair -Teases you every time you are about to cum, by stopping his movements, going faster and then stopping again, or telling you to hold it.
V = Volume -Not really loud, just really proper about it too, but makes sure you're loud.
W = Wild card -Would be the type to sweep you up and take you somewhere, especially if he's needy
X = X-ray -Lean, Not that girthy, maybe 7 inches.
Y = Yearning -Really high sex drive.
Z = Zzz -on a good day, he will make sure he assisted you first before he sleeps next to you, on a day he's in a rush, he'll just leave you with a kiss on the cheek and it's your problem now to fix yourself up.
