[oomshi]

[lmm-43]

Having someone in your life who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to every day, knowing that you are worth their time, is honestly one of the best feelings ever.

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One moment you’re 17 and daydreaming about how glamorous your life will be when you’re finally an adult, then all of sudden it’s a decade later and “treating yourself” means buying full price pistacchios and taking a bath on a week night.

[sshaaden-deactivated20220502]

i’m a private person so if i open up with you, damn i trust you

[briefgoateetiger]

Bringing my phone into the escape room.  I haven’t heard if there are rules against that, but, it’s staying on my person.

[sevenatenein]

Today is full of laughs already.

[lylylylylylylylyly]

u ever look at girls and think how the fuck u that pretty

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

saving eye contact for marriage

[sevenatenein]

Maybe fell asleep in the middle of an important conversation.

[mandronia]

[adventurecore-suggestions]

compliment recklessly! say the nice things that come to your head! we've got better things to do than resisting the instinct to be kind!

[harleyqquinn]

[drawsaurus]

this is a kids’ movie about threesomes

[jumpingjacktrash]

writers: so it’s about these two dudes and they’re married

studio: no gay stuff!

writers: ummm ok we added a girl

studio: and took out the gay stuff?

writers: it’s not gay if it’s a 3-way

studio: acceptable

[kateordie]

They were a throuple and I’ll die on that hill

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sevenatenein]

if you don't watch a movie with me when i get back, imma be hurt. offended. wounded. actually i hope you're having an okay time while i'm out and i do wanna hang out later okay? okay. love you buddie!

Imagine you’ll be able to find my room. 🤔

[sevenatenein]

Don’t ask to help move a body for you if you don’t provide a frappuccino.

[sevenatenein]

The tv in the other room: “She goes to WalMart to get all the tools needed to move a body. A roll of plastic sheeting, shovel, frappuccino...”

Me: wait what?