Incorrect Seventeen Quotes

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Seungkwan: I'm a gossip surgeon. I can get anything out of anyone.

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Woozi: Do you ever think before you speak?

Hoshi: IF I DID THAT I WOULD NEVER SPEAK

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Jun: *taking a long time to get ready*

Wonwoo: Hey, why did the snail cross the road?

Jun: Um why?

Wonwoo: I don't know. Why did you?

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Joshua: *wearing a cowboy costume*

Vernon: Are you... ranch dressing? *high-fives himself*

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Mingyu: Literally name one thing that is better than one dog.

Jeonghan: Two dogs.

Mingyu: Shit you're right.

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*alarm clock goes off at 6.47 am*

SCoups: Ok ok I'm awake.

Joshua, narrating: He was not awake.

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Minghao: A tiger has stripes. I have eyeliner.

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Dino: Do you ever want to take a nap but the nap doesn't want to take you?

Minghao: I told you not to have those three coffees earlier.

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Seungkwan: Stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies.

Jun: Our bones may be strong but our hearts are not.

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DK: You can Naruto run.

Hoshi: But you can't Naruto hide.

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Wonwoo: Hello? Police? I just stepped on my cat's foot and need to be arrested.

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Wonwoo: Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters.

Mingyu: They aren't silent. They are waiting their turn.

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Vernon: I'm running low on memes.

Vernon: You could say I'm losing mementum.

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*asking riddles*

Dino: You put this in your coffee.

DK: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!

Dino: It's white.

DK: Paper! Snow! A ghost!

Dino: It's heavier than milk.

DK: A rock! A dog! The Earth!!!

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Vernon: Is there anything more embarrassing than one's internet history?

Jun: My calculator history. A chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn't manage to do in my head.

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Seungkwan: Heyy wassup fellas *high-fives Vernon and Joshua*

Joshua: I'm afraid you still don't meet the requirements to be part of the American Line.

Seungkwan: Which are?

Vernon: Being american???????

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Hoshi: Whenever I think of you my heart starts beating faster.

Woozi: That's fear.