Who's the hottest?

A tournament for finding the sexiest member of the House of Finwe (under construction)

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Sexiest Finwean Love Interest

I am officially kicking off the bracket for sexiest Finwean love interest!

Fine print: Qualification is based off a member of the house of Finwe attempting to romance the person. Descendants of Finwe who were love interests of other descendants of Finwe excluded to prevent double jeopardy. Sauron excluded for balance reasons. Aragorn included because I love him, and his descent from Finwe is very distant.

Polls will go live in a few hours, according to this lovely bracket:

Note that not all characters are in round one! Due to the uneven number of entrants, they will advance automatically to the next round.

List of Finwean love interests below the cut.

Here are credits for all the beautiful art!

Miriel

Indis

Nerdanel

Anaire

Unnamed wives of Maglor, Caranthir, Orodreth, and Curufin (only one will advance to round 2)

Amarie

Luthien

Earwen

Eldalote

Elenwe

Elwing

Andreth

Celeborn

Eol

Tuor

Turin

Gwindor

Aragorn

Narvi

Beor

Hador

[pollkien]

WHO IS THE SEXIER MAN

Eöl

Argon

Voting ended onMay 3, 2025

Eöl propaganda (art by Soni Alcorn-Hender):

The reason why they didn’t call Morgoth Mostgoth is because this title actually belongs to Eöl

His name makes a funny sound and I like that

First goth elf in all of middle earth. Also said fuck off to thingol and melian.

INSANE anxiety problems plague this guy. His vibes are so bad even his swords have bad vibes. Probably fucked up Nan Elmoth’s vibes too

Can kidnap you if you ask nicely

First elf to be executed <3

Dilf! Very old. Over 4,000 years old when he died

Canonically hot

“But Eöl, though stooped by his smithwork, was no Dwarf, but a tall Elf of a high kin of the Teleri, noble though grim of face; and his eyes could see deep into shadows and dark place” see. Canonically hot

Loved the night and twilight under the stars…

Noldor racist. Probably Ainur racist too. But he’s a dwarf lover

Creator of galvorn, and wore a set of galvorn armor wherever he went. Probably thinks black is the only good color

Curufin hater

Created Anglachel and Anguirel also :)

Generally so fucking insane and I love that for him. Yes king kill your wife and curse your son. You can kill me too

I think he has a fat ass that’s just me though

Argon propaganda:

Does not exist! He could be an apparition of your mind. Do you find that sexy? Insanity is sexy.

His Quenya name is much less stupid. It’s Arakano

Supposedly tallest of the Nolofinwëans?

Who knows. Tolkien can’t make up his mind about anything.

Died like a loser before even seeing the sun

Had an “impetuous character”

[3bagshotrow]

middle-earth dashboard simulator

🏵 hobbitc0re Follow

pippin was 29 years old???

🏵 hobbitc0re Follow

he should've been at the green dragon

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📸 daily-middle-earth-photos Follow

#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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🧙‍♂️ bignaturals Follow

i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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🐛 manofsirith Follow

wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

Galadriel VS Luthien

Galadriel

Luthien

Voting ended onDec 2, 2023

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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[mommydaddyproblemscauser]

DO YOU WANT TO PROVE THAT YOUR BELOATHED BLORBO SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD CHILDREN?

then this is the poll for you!

this is a poll that wants to find the absolute WORST fictional parent. what did they do? why did they do it? should we kill them? these questions (and more!) are the goal of this tournament.

rules:

no real people. no historical figures, no jokes about your own mom, no nothing. we all have our issues.

this is a poll about parental figures. adoptive parents are allowed, but siblings fulfilling the role of parents are not :(

no mcyt, though im not sure how that would even count

no harry potter or hetalia

due to the themes of this tournament, its gonna get a little delicate. please be careful

im aiming to have either 64 or 128 entrants, depending on how many submissions i receive

submissions will be open for 1-2 weeks, closing around the 28th

other than that, any blorbos are allowed (though the mod is biased towards certain fandoms). the entrants will bedecided on number of submissions, quality of propaganda, and just how awful a fucking parent they were.

who is the ultimate mommy/daddy issues causer?

some people shouldnt be parents </3 no real-life people no joke answers no harry potter/minecraft roleplayers/youtubers no initialisms for s

tagging other tournaments below <3

@dysfunctional-family-fight @mommy-daddy-issues-poll @controversial-blorbo-bracket

[sexiestfinweanpoll]

Sexiest Love Interest FINAL ROUND

We are now asking, for once and for all, who is the sexiest person romantically adjacent to the house of Finwe. It's down to the last two!

Who's sexier, Nerdanel or Aragorn?

Nerdanel

Aragorn

Voting ended onJul 25, 2023

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Two and a half days left in the final round! Get your votes in!

[sexiestfinweanpoll]

Sexiest Love Interest FINAL ROUND

We are now asking, for once and for all, who is the sexiest person romantically adjacent to the house of Finwe. It's down to the last two!

Who's sexier, Nerdanel or Aragorn?

Nerdanel

Aragorn

Voting ended onJul 25, 2023

[sexiestfinweanpoll]

Round 4 of the sexiest Finwean Love Interest is complete, and the final round will go out later tonight!

Nerdanel vs Luthien: Nerdanel with 61.7%

Andreth vs. Aragorn: Aragorn with 62%

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Who's sexier, Nerdanel or Luthien?

Nerdanel

Luthien

Voting ended onJul 17, 2023

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Voting is almost over for the semi finals!

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Who's sexier, Andreth or Aragorn?

Andreth

Aragorn

Voting ended onJul 17, 2023

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Who's sexier, Nerdanel or Luthien?

Nerdanel

Luthien

Voting ended onJul 17, 2023

[sexiestfinweanpoll]

Sexiest Finwean Love Interest Round 3 Winners!

Nerdanel vs. Anaire: Nerdanel with 75.4%

Luthien vs. Elwing: Luthien with 6.12%

Andreth vs. Turin: Andreth with 52.7%

Beor vs. Aragorn: Aragorn with 76.2%

Congratulations to Nerdanel, Luthien, Andreth, and Aragorn, who will move on to the semi finals!

art credits for all pieces used are in the pinned post

[sexiestfinweanpoll]

Hey! Please remember to credit the artists you use as reference for, so it´s easier for people to find them and follow, and to make them happy too, it really only helps everyone. WIN WIN!

Have a good day!

Thank you for the reminder! I have admittedly not been great at remembering to tag the polls with art credits, and it is impossible to edit tags on polls already posted.

In the meantime, this spreadsheet is a list of all the art, sorted by character, and the artist name and what online presence I know of for them. The sheet is also linked in the pinned post!

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Who's sexier, Beor or Aragorn?

Beor

Aragorn

Voting ended onJul 6, 2023

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Who's sexier, Andreth or Turin?

Andreth

Turin

Voting ended onJul 6, 2023

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Who's sexier, Luthien or Elwing?

Luthien

Elwing

Voting ended onJul 6, 2023

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Who's sexier, Nerdanel or Anaire

Nerdanel

Anaire

Voting ended onJul 6, 2023

[sexiestfinweanpoll]

Round 2 of the Sexiest Love Interest is complete! The results are

Nerdanel vs. Miriel: Nerdanel with 61%

Anaire vs. the unnamed wife of Curufin: Anaire with 58%

Amarie vs. Luthien: Luthien with 72%

Elenwe vs. ELwing: Elwing with 79%

Andreth vs. Celeborn: Andreth with 66%

Turin vs. Gwindor: Turin with 56%

Narvi vs. Aragorn: Aragorn with 71%

Hador vs. Beor: Beor with 72%

The poll with the most total votes was Turin vs. Gwindor with 152 votes. The poll witht eh fewest total votes was Hador vs. Beor, with 73 votes.

Congratulations to Nerdanel, Anaire, Luthien, Elwing, Andreth, Turin, Aragorn and Beor! They will advance to round 3, and polls will be released in the next few hours.