The Sagittarius Among Us

  Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.  

[awesomacious]

Such a deep poem omg-humor.tumblr.com

[damaramegido]

important headcanon

after steven and connie start dating, her classmates and teachers notice that she’s never out sick and never shows any signs of any illness, ever. even during cold and flu season. even when there’s a salmonella outbreak from the cafeteria food. she doesn’t tell any of them that the reason she never gets sick is that making out with her boyfriend automatically cures her

[meanplastic]

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Have you ever wanted to make your own propaganda poster?

Now you can go churn out some vintage memes to refresh the economy 

wholesome meme creation. back to meme roots

[lol-wait-holdon-deactivated2017]

I feel like this is the most disrespectful thing I’ve done in the past five years help

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

NOW THIS IS WHAT I POST FOR

[1980sspaceman]

[bunchashapes]

what a grand discovery this is

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Crayola ‘Techno Brite’ Crayons (1997)

[labirdgeoiseed-deactivated20140]

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

[anniephantom]

oh my god

[frytha]

I choked

[thatsthat24]

THE MOTHER OF ALL PUNS

[evilsupplyco]

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

[oncemorewithsinging]

This is surprisingly motivating.

[localgoblin]

If there are now 13 zodiac signs is there going to be a new troll introduced in homestuck

[wrenrouge]

remember this 

[ecmajor]

[andisupreme]

This is such a good edit that I am shaken and a little afraid of what mankind can accomplish.

[ultrafacts]

Sources: 1 2 3/3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10/10 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[silverwingshadow-deactivated201]

If you don’t think these actors are just as precious as you are to me then you’re wrong.

[teddylacroix]

RUPERT AND HIS ICE CREAM TRUCK I JUST CAN’T

[magnuskywalker-deactivated20171]

[stayoutofmynamastespace]

It’s been too long since I posted a hedgehog. 

[glyndarling]

I am not 100% that I know what is happening, but I do like it.

[empress-runner]

gotta go fast

[scratchingpad]

[dustily-archive-deactivated2015]

this changed my life

[thestateofyourheart-deactivated]

I spent 10 minutes mentally preparing myself for this video and I still wasn’t ready.

[mi1k-wizard]

based on this post: http://cosmic-rumpus.tumblr.com/post/133373727831/what-if-john-and-jake-have-competitions-where-they

‘ what if john and jake have competitions where they scarf down a handful of peanuts (of which they are deathly allergic to) to see who can die and revive the fastest and everybody just cheers them on and places their bets and are just screaming at these dying boys “DIE FASTER” ‘

[courtesycalling]

I can’t believe it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

[helpivefallenandrefusetogetup-d]

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