If you’re a bad worker, you will fail at your job. If you’re a fantastic worker, your ultimate fate is to be given so much work that you will eventually fail too.

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Jules of Nature
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
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if i look back, i am lost
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i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty
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If you’re a bad worker, you will fail at your job. If you’re a fantastic worker, your ultimate fate is to be given so much work that you will eventually fail too.
Maybe the reason most children think there are monsters in their rooms at night is because when they are babies their parents are frequently sneaking around them in the dark trying not to wake them up
You need someone who wants to be there when it’s messy and when it’s hard, not just when it’s fun and when it’s convenient. And you need someone who chooses you when it might not be the easiest choice. And you need someone who would rather do nothing with you than anything in the world with someone else.
As children we see rain as an almost negative think. We were taught that it was “not a good day outside” if it was raining. But as we grow older, we begin to appreciate the rain more. Some people find it calming and comforting even.
haha what if me n a girl got off in front of each other and then after we both came we immediately fucked cause we needed our hands on each other so bad....
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i wanna ride ur thigh while u tell me how cute i look and what a desperate little slut i am.., n when i get close spank me and tell me i can’t cum yet
Sit pretty.
My boss: I think you made that customer mad
Me: Well I think that customer can go eat a big fat dick
In the words of a customer:
“Bless retail workers this time of year. I could never do it, and people are dicks.”
Every couple should choose a series of questions to ask each other in the event that one of them is suspicious that other has been taken over by some unknown entity and you’re unsure if it’s really them.
Lana Del Rey for Next Liberation
13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that
she’s out there making owl noises
Whoooo
Me: Come over
Rosie: I don’t know…
Me: I got a lovely love seat
Rosie:
NOW I GET IT
Cabin at Lake Tahoe, California | Rob Antill
all year round autumn/halloween blog! I follow back similar <3
There’s nothing more exciting than finding a hidden inner jacket pocket
I got a few chapters in life that I don’t want to read out loud.
(via my-vanishing-hope)