Stick A Bone In It

Officially the Skeleton King

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sh00kst3r]

coelasquid:

tastefullyoffensive:

by AxbyMag

This was a wild ride

[weirdbooksifind]

[tygalpin]

don’t let me into my zone

[geno2925]

IT IS THE YEAR 2191

Nintendo is in trouble, because they don’t know what to name the new Mario Kart

Because Mario Kart 64 already exists

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[shitpostgenerator]

I can’t believe there’s gonna be four of us assholes.

[ceciliavonjoy]

[bang]

when u facetime ur ps4 so u can play and take a bath at the same time

[sbnation]

Shaq puts his giant hand on a reporter’s tiny head.

[lul-eye]

[onegirlinalltheworld]

“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

[kreuzader]

OPEN RP

“ENOUGH!”

[hey-rogby]

But it never was enough for sonic, his thirst for the king was absolute 

[kreuzader]

“ALEJATE DE MI NANDITO!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Soraya, she was gonna protect the King’s life at all costs

[redditfront]

Rosetta stone does more than teach Spanish through immersion technology. It also teaches you how to be a dick

[theimpolitecanadian-deactivated]

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

[jerryseinfeldsskeleton]

[sssplatoon]

[hey-rogby]

The heroes and their adventures

[sh00kst3r]

Call me Ronald

[laughingsquid]

A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries

[omgtsn]

do this to me and i will kill you

[pleatedjeans]