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happy-rascal

when someone follows me

#Me

kinggizzard

im quitting tumblr

wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20

ok see u tomorrow

kinggizzard

this post is now 10 fucking years old

xenasaur

and ur ass is still here

probuccalfat

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

probuccalfat

“die mad that the rest of you got emotionally neglected and abused by your fathers but i didn’t 😋😎🫵🏻😂 L!”

barin-mclegg

Jesus christ and I thought I had really bad tone-deaf responses on this site

butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

spiribia

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

glitter-soda

What I picture when I hear “20 year old games”

vs

Games that are actually going to be 20 years old in 2026

glitter-soda

Just to make y’all feel even more old, here are some games that are going to be 10 years old in 2026:

virtualgirladvance

anomymous2

Hah my favorite game has been over a decade old for half a decade (skyrim)

barin-mclegg

I can accept all other but there's no way fnaf series is over a decade old

anomymous2

Fnaf 1 came out in 2014

barin-mclegg

You're lying that's a lie. I'm not old

macaquinhoverde

woman-becomer

I love this. work smarber not Harbor

mumblesplash

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

annelidarchive

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

lootpuppy-deactivated20260205

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

annelidarchive

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

foone

in case you were wondering:

American Cheese is a processed cheese made of Cheddar, Colby, or similar, combined with Sodium citrate. The Sodium citrate keeps the cheese fats from separating during the pasteurization process.

The patent for processing American Cheese was granted in 1916 to James L. Kraft, a Canadian of German descent who had immigrated to the US in 1904. Pasteurizing the cheese prevents it from spoiling, allowing it to be shipped farther and stored longer. It was actually WW1 that gave Kraft (and his company) their big break, as the US government provided cheese (in tins) to the armed forces abroad.

So no, Project Paperclip here, although the US Armed Forces and Germans were involved. His ancestors left Germany for Mennonite reasons, not because they were Nazis.

Fun fact: His parents spelled their last name "Krafft". He dropped one of the Fs when he started J.L. Kraft & Bros. Company, which later became Kraft Foods.