Tis I

Honestly I’m pretty much hoping to post as many shitposts (also yes that is me petting this cute chonker)

[shabangaroo]

Huhuuuu

I just wanna be able to lie on grass without worrying about mosquitoes stealing what’s left of the liquid in me

[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[deku-nut-boiyo-blog]

jostle that baby into action boys

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

[cruzfucker]

[shabangaroo]

!!!!!!!!!

People are dressing up for extra credit and I’m living for it bc there are genuinely good looking people here who just look amazing

[papasmoke]

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pukicho]

Oh to be an Ape in the humid jungle, making bashed bananas for supper, tossing stones. 

[shabangaroo]

HHHGUGY

GRILLED CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

[shabangaroo]

Y’all

Let’s go out into the corn and we can all be spooky without people feeling that it’s abnormal💞🌾🌾🌾

[shabangaroo]

God just smite me already ;)

[liquidstar]

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

[shabangaroo]

I am fed up with being a human just let me be any inanimate object..being human is too taxing

[shabangaroo]

Ya know if I could I would move into the vOiD™️

[shabangaroo]

Life would be so much better if animals could talk to us

[shabangaroo]

I want to travel the seven seas knowing

that I am the fucking

b e s t.

[shabangaroo]

I just want affection g i v e

I fuckiNG know you got it

[shabangaroo]

Today I saw my first roadkill.....I’m not sure what I was expecting but it was definitely a disappointment.

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes