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I'm gonna need Blue Lock fanfics writers to watch a game of Supa Strikas cuz wow 😭😭😭

Wdym they shot 11 goals in one game HUHH??

You got Tony Vern (yes I'm still on this!) Turning his players into literal bionics, creating super suits just to win, then we got that russian/German team who straight up unearthed a caveman just to study him to win;

Like, we have these teams literally kidnapping and commuting DOZENS of felonies an episode, then we got Bastard Munchen here just scoring 11 goals just because 😭😭😭

Cuz they doubted Kaiser, and his ego said no we're gonna score 10 goals or whatever bullshit reason AHHHHHHH

Like goodness, and these teams still end up getting like 3 goals in MAX

#supa strikas #shakes #dancing rasta #blue lock #bllk isagi #bllk nagi #Michel kaiser #idk who else to add im shocked 😭😭😭

On that note, everyone talks about Kendrik Lamar levels of hating, but what about TONY VERN!!!

Bro legit committed a multitude of crimes instead of just training his team bro 😭. Like it gets to a point 😭

He's dabbled in every level of fuckery just to still lose to the same team

Bros gonna turn to paranormal shi next, and watch how it ends with him possessing his players and unleashing Satan or some shit, just to still lose 2-1

#supa strikas #tony vern #shakes #dancing rasta #idk what im even adding to these tags ngl 😭#i had fun writing this tho #someone add cuz i lowkey cooked here!#at least he never gives up #showing us perseverance

How is it that Tony Vern still has a job as couch after committing MULTIPLE crimes against humanity 😭😭😭

Like that episode where he went and genetically modified grass, bro, GRASS!! Had everyone on the field fighting for their lives all for one game 😭😭😭

And they still lost 😭😭😭

#supa strikas #shakes #skara #dancing rasta #tony vern #how do they keep getting away with these things 😭😭😭#im low-key impressed ngl #thats dedication based in soul hatred

The studio who created Supa Strikas could've really utilised their diverse backgrounds a lot more. Like these characters are from all over the world, other than thick accents, they could add language references too

Imagine El Matador cursing Shakes after doing something stupid in Spanish constantly, or Twisting Tiger teaching those curious Japanese phrases (that actually mean embarrassing things) or something like that

Imagine the chaos, the diversity!

#imagine Rasta getting super angry and shouting in Patois #a bit ooc but you get the vision #supa strikas #shakes #twisting tiger #dancing rasta

Since canonically Shakes and Skara are childhood best friends (if I remember properly), I like to imagine them talking shit together in Zulu whenever in public

Like imagine the other players having no idea what's happening or what the others are saying while these two insult each other's mothers and say other crazy stuff.

#supa strikas #shakes #skara #why do i imagine Klaus wanting to learn so he can too insult people #supa strikas shakes #I'll do more later trust

This will be a safe place for ALL supa strikas enjoyers ✨️

#supa strikas #shakes #dancing rasta #idk what to add this is my first channel

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