BIRDS ARENT REAL

Ornithologists are LIARS and we will DIE ON THIS HILL

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machine tip of the day

do not look them in the eyes. that is how they track you

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top 5 drones

number 1: loon - good sound. shit on car. ontologically evil.

number 2: canada goose - shit on field. what even The Fuck.

Number Three: Shrike - Very Cool Stab. We must fear these ones.

Number 4: Lyrebird - skin walker. do not mimic me. creep fuck.

Nuber 5: EEmyu - most intimidating. australia govt fought its own citizens and won. be careful citizens.

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TO CLARIFY

Birds WERE real, but they went extinvt during the end od cretayyyshous explosion.

no more avian dinosaurs 👍

birds now are EVIL FUCKING PSYOP created by The BOURGEOIS Govenment to STEAL BREAD and SHIT ON CAR