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Breaking Bad/Batman crossover where Jesse starts manifacturing fear toxin with his old chemistry professor Jonathan Crane ("Jesse didn't go to university--" I don't care maybe he did in this AU. Or maybe this Jon teached high school briefly. I don't know man just roll with it)
This'd be mostly based in the world of Batman, the Breaking Bad aspect is just that Jesse Pinkman is there. And now Scarecrow has a sidekick who says BITCH! a whole lot.
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Earning a master's degree is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be ... unnatural.
Gotham Rogues D&D Campaign
I'm convinced that The Riddler would love running a D&D campaign for the other rogues. It would be a great way for him to challenge them with fun puzzles, and Eddie being Eddie, he'd be sure to come up with some mind-bending lore with an insane twist that absolutely NO ONE would see coming. He'd be having the time of his life, he'd prep for his sessions weeks in advance (and the party would probably be stuck on his puzzles for days, but they'd all humor him anyway).
Penguin would play a wizard - I think the other rogues suggested warlock for him when he was building his character, but he refused - he's gained enough power from shady deals in real life; he wants a character who doesn't rely on anyone else to get power.
Scarecrow would be the warlock - I think he likes the idea of having a dark deity who he works with to change the world - I think that's how he sees fear, in a way.
Two-Face would play a paladin - someone with a divine, noble quest (just like Harvey's own divine quest for justice in Gotham).
Harley Quinn would play a barbarian - I think playing a character who's loud, tough, and likes to hit things with a big stick would appeal to her.
I think they would be the main party, but the other rogues might participate in individual sessions here and there.
Mr. Freeze would play a cleric - d&d would be his form of therapy in that way - he can't heal Nora in real life, but he can heal everyone in the party.
Catwoman would play a rogue - stealing is just too much fun for her to consider playing anything else.
Bane would play a fighter - someone who just has one or two attacks that he doesn't have to think about too much.
Joker would play a bard, of course, because he always needs to be the center of attention.
Poison Ivy would play a druid, of course - the others tried to convince her to branch out and try something new, but this is a hill she will die on - if she's not punishing humans with magic plants, she's not playing.
Arkham Knight Headcanon
Ok, so I have a fan theory / headcanon about Riddler from the Batman Arkham games - I think that at some point between Arkham City and Arkham Knight, he became a dad. Here is my evidence, in order from least to most convincing (some minor spoilers included):
Riddler makes several references to children’s games, songs, and fables when Batman is completing the racing challenges (the wheels on the bus, the tortoise and the hare, and even Mario Kart - “don’t tell me I have to hover in front of you with a flag to get you to turn around!”)
In an effort to get Batman to focus on rescuing Catwoman, Riddler at one point promises him a banana if he goes to the next location - bribery is a very common tool used by new parents to get their kids to cooperate
Throughout the storyline involving Catwoman, Riddler is constantly forcing the two to work together (almost like he has experience dealing with small children who don’t always get along). At one point he actually refers to Batman and Catwoman as children
There is green graffiti all over Gotham, much of it splotchy like it was rushed - or like there was child participation. I’m also pretty sure I saw a few handprints, which, I mean, come on...
Several of Riddler's puzzles in Arkham Knight were familiar puzzle games - the kind you might see in a toy shop or at a carnival. Why would Ed have suddenly stopped coming up with his own puzzles? Maybe because he’s very busy entertaining a small child at home (or maybe these puzzles were some of the favorites of his little one)
His death robot at the end of the game looks an awful lot like Mr. Electric from Sharkboy & Lavagirl - could it be possible that he watched it with his child and took inspiration from there?
In the movie studios, he plays “Riddler Says” with Batman - another popular children’s game
He has now taken the time to make sure all of his riddles rhyme, so that they now sound like nursery rhymes - could it be that this was his child’s idea?
At the beginning of his side quest, he lays out a clear list of rules for Batman - just like the rules you would tell a child before babysitting them
Particularly, rules 7 and 8 - if you need to use the bathroom, you must hold it, and if you have an accident, it is not my fault - if that’s not an exhausted dad who’s had to deal with said accidents far too often, I don’t know what is
And finally, and most obviously, the Riddler’s choice of clothes in Arkham Knight is very reminiscent of a suburban dad - the Hawaiian shirt is a dead giveaway
Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?
Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.
Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.
Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.
Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.
Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.
Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.
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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?
Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.
Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)
No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card
Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand
Bruce: State your name and purpose.
Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!
Bruce: Your Robin?
Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!
Tim, waves: Hey Bruce
Bruce: Approved, you may enter
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Bruce: Name and purpose?
Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan
Bruce: Your Robin?
Hal: I.... don't have one?
Bruce: Denied
Hal: What?! But-
Bruce: Denied.
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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?
Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!
Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.
Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man
Wally: Blame Bruce.
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Bruce: Name and purpose?
Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue
Bruce: Robin?
Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?
Bruce:.....yes
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
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Edward Nygma Fanart Request
So I’ve finally gotten around to playing Arkham City (I know, I’m very late to the party here), but the first thing I noticed was that there are Riddler puzzles all over the city, question marks spray-painted absolutely everywhere, and in particular, giant question mark banners hanging from the church. All I’m picturing now is Eddie, about twelve hours before the game starts, frantically running all over the city, spray painting question marks everywhere, scrambling up the sides of buildings like a lunatic spider monkey to place obscure Riddler trophies, and giggling maniacally to himself the whole time. Can someone who is more artistically talented than me please draw this? It’s cracking me up just thinking about it, and I need it to be real!
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Just had a horrifying thought.
The human heart isn’t dead center, it’s slightly to the left, right?
So, shouldn’t Iron Man’s arc reactor be off-center?
reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
supporting black lives is not ‘political’
that’s actually a very good point. it should not be considered political to value black lives- apologies for the phrasing. ive deleted the original post but will keep this version up so as to preserve my mistake. @ all please rb this version instead.
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Thinking about how Ahsoka pulls those Pikes out from their cover using the Force in S7 E7 (Dangerous Debt). I think that because everyone was focusing on her attempts to hide her Force abilities from Trace and Rafa, no one really paid it any attention, but imagine if she hadn’t been hiding her abilities. If she had used the Force to bring those guys completely out from their cover, maybe held them in the air, and allowed her friends to shoot them at point-blank range - that would be pretty Sith-like behavior
My favorite thing about Book of Boba Fett is that it’s not the story telling that’s overly dramatic, It’s just Boba Fett being a dramatic.
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For anyone who doesn't live with children or watch cartoons on a regular basis, Nickelodeon went off the air for 8 minutes and 46 seconds today. During that time, instead of playing shows or commercials, there was a Nickelodeon orange background with scrolling and repeating messages about racial equality, the right to education, and the right to be safe from harm and hatred.
For those who aren't aware, as I wasn't until I googled it, 8 minutes and 46 seconds was the exact amount of time that George Floyd was pinned on the ground.
There's nothing subtle about this and I'm just. Shocked. In a good way of course, I've just never seen this sort of rallying behind a race-based social movement.
