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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
tannertan36
almost home
Not today Justin
bliss lane
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The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies
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noise dept.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@shanty-pete
Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands
child of divorce
Homophobic bigots get shit thrown at the stimboard
I tried to find a gif of it and couldn't, if anyone has a gif of farage getting milkshaked, please send it to me
One had been sent in!!!
at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
Yeah, same
bro thay put transgender in me
youāre good queen. i mispelt ātheyā. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito
A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.
lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise
huh. guys i feel a little funny
my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it
alex??? this is truly frightening ??
i never really thought about it much until today but youāre right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to
Official ominous truck
okay if you work in any environment that requires frequent use of scissors, this truck is like Jesus showing up. We cut ribbon and paper constantly at my job and when OUR knife sharpening guy rolls through town, once in a blue moon, we all run after him in the street waving out hands around like children after the pied piper. We carry our shears out to him like bouquets, shaking because we are so excited to have sharp scissors again.
So anyway we may in fact be marked for death in the way all retail employees are, but shout out to knife trucks everywhere.
Official ominous truck
@lesserknowncryptids if this doesnāt qualify I donāt know what does
the increasingly rare correct hacker news comment
Whenever someone says something like this I feel the need to bring up the concept of Audiophile power cables:
Audiophiles don't even listen to their equipment because this shit makes no difference, they pretend to be able to listen to their equipment.
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
accidentally wrote ānever mill yourselfā like yeah i donāt think anyone would do that unless theyāre wheat or perhaps a rice
what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
āhear me outā and itās the fucking dildopolis
i feel like this is more funny
me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
#dodge or dieĀ #there is no block
what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game
You cant take damage if the enemy is dead
Donāt talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemyās HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.
Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
Whenever I replay fallout new Vegas I canāt stop thinking about how the game starts with you being shot in the head and thatās a big deal but then you spend the rest of the game getting shot by enemies, sometimes including in the head, and you just walk it off no prablem
