Jaws

Independent rp blog for Kojiro from Nanbaka written by Drew. This is a sideblog so I can't follow back from it, semi-selective. Please read the about and rules before interacting.

[shark-jiro]

tclesnmirrors‌:

                       He never asked me…

Well did you run screaming because you were scared?

[shark-jiro]

tclesnmirrors‌:

                       None of it was an insult though…they were all compliments…

Even so, does he know it wasn’t an insult? Ikkaku is kinda dumb and doesn’t know what some things mean.

[shark-jiro]

Just how many shark plushies do you have?

“I don’t know, it’s more than five I’ve not counted the exact number why?”

[nanbaka-manga-amino-blog]

Poor Kojiro

[shark-jiro]

[shark-jiro]

tclesnmirrors‌:

                         Maybe I don’t want to be zapped at all.

Then just be nice and don’t pick a fight.

[shark-jiro]

tclesnmirrors‌:

                          Listen. He just constantly expects to be zapped.

What a way to live, constantly in fear. The life of prey must be awful. You shouldn’t get much worse then a small static zap as long as you don’t motivate him in some way to attack.

[shark-jiro]

jailbrxaking‌:

“Slice you in half? no im going to paper cut you.”

“Paper cut huh? Doubt those blades could inflict such a small and superficial wound without doing more.”

[shark-jiro]

jailbrxaking‌:

“I have blades so ha”

“So what’s your plan here then? Come and bite me then when I act back slice me in half? I doubt that would go over well with the guards you love so much.”

[shark-jiro]

jailbrxaking‌:

“What else is new, he’ll hit me and move on, im not scared of him.”

“You’re no fun, if you bite me I’ll bite you back and I’ve got bigger teeth so keep that in mind.”

[shark-jiro]

bubblegumsix‌:

☠️: Why would I want to be nice to him? He’s annoying. Not to mention he doesn’t listen well.

He is being reasonable. After all, he’s still talking to you.

☠️: He’s not only messy, he’s loud, obnoxious and has no respect for personal space. As for you….

“Because, if you try to make the best of things a little bit more instead of just complaining and yelling at people maybe you wouldn’t hate life so much.”

Yeah, he’s surprised you still are and wonders if maybe you’re starting to feel lonely.

“Yeah, I guess you could say that but it’s not like you’re perfect and have no faults. As for me what?”

[shark-jiro]

jailbrxaking‌:

“You can’t put me in the corner, your not hajime, besides if i want to bite then i’ll bite.”

“Fine! I’ll find this Hajime person and tell them you’re out and biting people.” He’s completely unaware Hajime is the guard he hates but whatever.

[shark-jiro]

tclesnmirrors‌:

                           He values his life thank you very much.

How cute~ you think he’d kill you for teasing him?

[shark-jiro]

Getting the smallest amusement outta the nanba scardy cats thinking Ikkaku is scary, Ikkaku is a loud dumb butt.

[shark-jiro]

jailbrxaking‌:

“Shark is served in dishes you know, so chomp chomp sharky” he’s messing with him.

“Sharks have feelings too! I know and most of the practices for those dishes are gross and awful!! No, no chomp, bad child I will put you in the time out corner.” This is what they did to Manji when got to bitey so it should work.

[shark-jiro]

jailbrxaking‌:

“Anything edible if you chew hard enough.”

!!!! 

“I guess but that’s rude. People aren’t for eating, neither are sharks.” Plus weren’t you like against violence or something? Elf was whining about it, this seemed pretty violent.

[shark-jiro]

barred-emotions‌:

“Why tell me that when your not at home.”

“I don’t know, I guess because it’s not like I’ve never seen my face just not my face while making expressions I guess?”

[jailbrxaking]

@shark-jiro

Points at him.

“Sushi.”

[shark-jiro]

Is this a threat?

“I’m not sushi or edible.”