i’m the beatboxing puppy

madz - 24 they/he

[beesnutz]

dinner

[sacred-portal]

[frogmoss1]

weewee the stowaway

[frogmoss1]

wevrybody loves you weewee.

[7777777awawawa7777777]

you know what they say: liquor before beer, 500 devils appear

[sharkboy]

Coworker got told she can’t wear her trump hat cause it’s political yippee

[sharkboy]

It wasn’t supposed to snow in a few days anymore but it’s snowing now?

[fairuzfan]

The American historical association vetoing a stance against genocide of Gazans even though 80% of the members voted in favor

When russia-ukraine war first started they released a statement i know it's a tired comparison but the double standards are so apparent

AHA Statement Condemning Russian Invasion of Ukraine - AHA

The American Historical Association condemns in the strongest possible terms Russia’s recent invasion of Ukraine.

[fairuzfan]

Historians' council vetoes Gaza scholasticide condemnation

American Historical Association convention-goers overwhelmingly passed the statement on Jan. 5, but the group’s top elected body has vetoed

[rui-cifer]

Literally every historians I know that's been a member has cancelled their membership over this. This is imploding the association, and rightfully so.

[apolladay]

Is your first/middle/last name hard to spell/pronounce for most of the people around you?

Yes, because of the vowel sounds

Yes, because of the consonant sounds

Yes, because of both

No

No but my old name was, because of vowels

No but my old name was, because of consonants

No but my old name was, because of both

People spell/pronounce my name wrong for a different reason

Voting ended onJan 21, 2025

[ex-riddlecats]

do you like how your cat smells

yeah

i have no opinion on my cats scent

no they stink

i have no cat

Voting ended onJan 23, 2025

if you have multiple cats then vote "yeah" if you like how at least one smells

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[sharkboy]

clocking out before i even get my duolingo notif

[sharkboy]

person who just asked me to fix a problem but asked for the wrong thing voice: why are you so fucking stupid

me who had no way of knowing what the actual issue was: ok

[sharkboy]

thinking of my friends’ kids seeing snow for the first time today

[sharkboy]

i know absolutely nothing about but i cant stop watching that clip from emilia perez. from penis to vaginaaaaa

[sharkboy]

Im outside smoking and i hear “hehehehhehehe” from my left. A dude was running with nothing but a ball and a rag in his hand heheing along

[sharkboy]

A 14 year old requested I play 365 by charli xcx and im torn. I looked it up and idk if i should

[sharkboy]

I decided fuck it im left to my own devices and can claim i didnt know and a child asked for it

[sharkboy]

A 14 year old requested I play 365 by charli xcx and im torn. I looked it up and idk if i should

[sharkboy]

STOP COMING IN HERE