Welcome or welcome back everyone! I’m Everett, a self proclaimed fanfiction author and enjoyer of many a fandom. You might know me for my CRK fanfiction, but I’m rebranding and starting fresh.
Fandoms:
Umamusume: Pretty Derby!
Lego Ninjago
Madoka Magica
Chainsaw Man
Creepypasta
Kpop Demon Hunters
Vocaloid/PJSK
The Legend of Zelda
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
About requests:
Requests are going to typically be closed and only opened once in a blue moon when I feel up to it
Whenever I do take requests, please be patient. I’m a very busy person IRL so I can’t always dedicate as much time as I would like to fanfictions. I will block you if you are too demanding
Absolutely do NOT request the following: noncon, proships(incest, pedophilia, etc), age play, dead dove do not eat, or anything weird. Please just be normal.
I’m open to most fandoms, but I absolutely will NOT write for: MCYT, Harry Potter, country humans, celebrities/real people, sports, or CRK/CROB
DNI:
TERFS/transphobes in general
Homophobes
Racists
Zionists(free Palestine🇵🇸)
Anti furries/anti therians
Trump supporters
Nazis/neo nazis
Misogynists
Proshippers
lolicons/shotacons
I hope this goes better than last time I tried to run this blog. Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoy your scroll💕
If you don’t wanna see my smut or NSFW stuff, block the tag “everetts nsfw” and block it NOW! DO NOT COME COMPLAINING TO ME, DON’T ACT ALL CRAZY ABOUT IT, BLOCK THE DAMN TAG AND PRETEND IT DOESNT EXIST
A/N: well, folks! It finally happened! My first ever NSFW post on this blog. As such, I must say MINORS DNI!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE EIGHTEEN AND OLDER!!
Tags/content: gender neutral reader, body hair, body piercings, foodplay, praise kink, size kink, pegging, generally nothing too crazy idk
☆ As we all know, Cole’s fucking massive. An absolute unit of a man. Does that play a role in sex? Maybe a lil
☆ Anything that could hurt you is an immediate no. Sorry my masochist friends, but not even an act of the first Spinjitzu master could convince him to hit or choke or manhandle uou at all.
☆ Dom, but doesn’t mind subbing occasionally, and a full vers.
☆ Biggg praise kink, prefers giving the praise over receiving it.
☆ “You’re taking it so well… that’s it. Fuck, you’re doing so good, honey.”
☆ 100% into body worshipping. Loves feeling and reveling in every inch of you
☆ Super hairy from chest to pubes, he won’t shave but if you ask he’ll trim it up.
☆ Nipple piercings and Jacob’s ladder piercing. He doesn’t typically wear super fancy jewelry, but on special occasions he’ll bring out the elaborate pieces and chains.
☆ Favorite position is pretty much anything that allows him to look you in the eye. He loves watching the faces you make, he loves being able to kiss you while you fuck, he just loves seeing you!
☆ Munch. Need I go on? I feel like it’s a given.
☆ Crazy into foodplay. Let him lick some frosting or whipped cream off of you and he’ll be all starry-eyed for the rest of the night.
☆ The making out before the act is HEAVENLY! He knows exactly where to put his hands, exactly how to drive you crazy with just his tongue in your mouth, he just knows.
☆ Loves cockwarming, it just makes him feel so much closer to you.
☆ No quickies! This man likes to take his time and do it right. If he really needs to get off quick, he’ll just jerk off and call it a day.
☆ Kiss his scars while he’s subbing and he’ll melt into the mattress right there.
☆ This goes to the afab readers specifically: yes, he enjoys an occasional pegging. Go forth and go wild with that.
☆ Mutual masturbation and dryhumping are staples of getting frisky with him. Like an absolute MUST. It’s like the appetizer to the full course.
☆ Call him old-fashioned, but he doesn’t like public or semi-public sex. The act stays in the bedroom.
Uhh… don’t have anything else I don’t think. But yeah, first NSFW post! I’m gonna tag this with “everettsnsfw” instead of “everettswritings” so that you can block the tag if you don’t wanna see any more of that. I don’t really intend to post this stuff often, but I have needs so… yeah. Why am I still talking?
☆ Technically ageless as a spirit, but since he was about twelve when he died in 2002 that would make him 24 now and that’s generally what he identifies with.
☆ Can shift his appearance between any and all iterations of Link, but generally sticks to Ocarina of Time Link.
☆ He/him and probably bi, but he hasn’t really questioned his sexuality or sat with it.
☆ Floats everywhere because he’s too lazy to walk. Why would he? He’s a ghost, he doesn’t really have to walk anymore.
☆ His nose is pretty much always in a game of some kind, primarily anything on his phone or his gameboy advance. Yes, the gameboy in question is transparent and green- it also has some stickers on it.
☆ Would I get attacked if I said he’s into TTRPGs? He is. He’s a Zelda fan and, at least in my experience, that’s a gateway drug into becoming a giant fantasy nerd.
☆ He’s tried to run D&D campaigns with the others, but they(JEFF AND TOBY) never take it seriously and the campaigns almost always die within a week. He kinda just sucks as a DM, too. A real stickler for the rules.
☆ It’s generally accepted that he can fuck with technology, but I would like to add that sometimes it’s unintentional. Like slenderman he also screws with cameras, making the footage or pictures taken super staticky and unreadable, but for the most part he doesn’t mean to. That’s kinda just a thing that happens.
☆ Has a sword collection, some are foam and others are real steel. He won’t tell you which is which.
☆ Sleep? Never heard of it. He doesn’t need to sleep anymore, so obviously he isn’t gonna sleep at all. THE GRIND NEVER STOPS!!
☆ Has an ungodly amount of hours in every single game he’s ever touched. Right on the cusp of being over the thousands, if not already over the thousands.
☆ Don’t play co-op or multiplayer with him, he’ll just spend the whole time screwing with you. Just ask Jeff how many Minecraft bases he’s griefed for the love of the game- EVEN THOUGH THE SERVER RULES CLEARLY STATED NO GRIEFING!
☆ Master of ragebaiting, though I’m sure you could’ve figured that out by now.
☆ He literally only argues to piss people off- he couldn’t care less about being right.
☆ His room’s a mess. It’s nowhere near as horrible as Jeff or EJ’s rooms, but it’s still a health code violation to beat all health code violations. Empty cans and bottles of soda scattered about, bloodied and otherwise dirty clothes on the floor, probably some bugs hiding in the shadows, and miscellaneous pieces of trash or dirty dishes.
☆ I know what you’re thinking; “why would he have trash like that around his room? he doesn’t need to eat or drink”. You’re correct, but not needing to doesn’t equate to not wanting to. God forbid the man wanna have a little treat!
☆ Where does the stuff he consume go? Nobody knows. That’s probably for the best.
☆ Glitches out whenever he’s experiencing strong emotions; like frustration or anxiety. Like what Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph does.
☆ Audhd. Don’t look at me, it’s just a rite of passage if you’re into fantasy! It’s not really diagnosed, but come on… it’s fairly obvious.
☆ Avoids pools and lakes like the plague because… y’know.
☆ If he wasn’t already dead, I think the number of monsters he drinks would kill him. I think it would kill an elephant.
☆ Weed. This is also a widely accepted headcanon and yeah. Weed. This is the bong he uses.
☆ Doesn’t shower and doesn’t need to because he has no smell. Which is probably for the best because he would reek if he was fully tangible. WE ALL KNOW I’M RIGHT.
“Lalalala! Urara to the rescue!” Haru Urara x disabled!reader imagines
A/N: How’re y’all doing? I’m not doing so hot because this summer has been making my conditions exponentially worse. This isn’t intended to be romantic, but if you wanna read it that way be my guess. This purely draws from my experience and disabilities, but I did try to keep it as vague as possible so it’d be easier to relate/project. The reader is assumed AFAB because they’re an uma, but there’s no gendered language so if you’re transmasc or enby you can still enjoy this.
CW: medical episodes, mentions of hospitals/doctors, mentions of ableism
☆ Imagine being an uma at Tracen Academy- someone who’s born and bred to race. To take off on the tracks and fly towards a glimmering victory, to soar through the competition like they’re nothing, to bring home shining golden trophies and cement your name in racing history.
Unfortunately, that dream seems to be quite far away given your… condition.
You spend most of your time tired, in pain, and ready to throw in the towel. You can feel the judgmental glares from others at the academy and on the field and you know what they’re thinking; “what’re they doing here?”.
☆ Enter Haru Urara, the beacon of joy who lights the world around her. As she tends to do, she immediately befriended you the moment she noticed you! How could you not? It’s so cool that you still push through and try your best with the whole world against you! You’re awesome!!
☆ She fully realizes the extent of your condition when you have an episode. Maybe you collapsed during training because it was too much for you that day, maybe you fell dead asleep in class because the fatigue just couldn’t be shaken off, or maybe you spent the day in your dorm because you couldn’t even find the strength to get up that day.
It scares her. She’s instantly so, so worried about her newest best friend. That’s when she hits the books and tries to learn everything she can so she can help!
☆ She brings the snacks she knows you like to practice so you both can share. You need to keep your blood sugar up! Water, too! She always has at least one extra bottle in her bag just in case you forgot yours.
She also keeps a super close eye on you, so much so that she occasionally forgets to pay attention to her own training- ending in a typical Urara accident. If she notices something off, it doesn’t matter where she is, she’s coming right up to your side and she’s not leaving until you’re better!
She already kept plenty of bandaids on her because of her own clumsiness, now she has someone else to use them on! Of course she always gets super cute designs; pretty pink hearts, characters from cartoons, fruits and ice creams, whatever you can think of. Even if you don’t need one that day, she’ll still put one on so she can officially say “All better!♡”.
☆ After getting close enough, you let her tag along on visits to the doctor. Bloodwork, check ups, testing, she’ll always be right there for you! She’s a bit afraid of needles and lots of medical stuff makes her woozy, but she can always just look at you instead or even shut her eyes.
You always tell her it’s fine, she doesn’t need to come if she doesn’t want to, you can go by yourself, but you’re always met with a pout and an insistent “You’re my friend! I’m going!”.
☆ The quiet bullying subsided when you two became friends. No one wanted to pick on Urara, and anyone who’s a friend of Urara’s is a friend of everyone. On the off occasion someone does make a rude remark or says something even slightly wrong, they’re met with a huge angry frown and stared down until they leave.
Urara doesn’t believe in fighting, but she would make an exception when it comes to defending your honor. Well… she can’t really fight to begin with, but the thought is what counts!
After those rare encounters, she’s quick to turn right back around and assure you it’s no big deal. You should never let those meanies get to you because they don’t know you, they don’t see the light you bring to the world. Sure, you might not be able to even stand some days, you might not be as fast or as capable as other umas, but you’re you. And you are that special, whether you choose to believe that or not.
Hope y’all enjoyed! I’m still struggling with finding the time and energy to get that oneshot finished up, but I hope this suffices in the meantime.
A/N: It’s my birthday! And as the special little birthday boy, I get to write whatever I want- aka anything and everything Lloyd related. It’s not the oneshot I promised, but life and ADHD got in the way so…. Yeah. Also 99% of this is projection because he’s literally me
☆ He/him, transmasc
☆ Aroace, but it took him forever to figure it out because he can’t tell the difference between platonic and romantic attraction
☆ FRECKLES!! DIMPLES!!
☆ Generalized anxiety disorder and severe inattentive ADHD. What? I told you this was mostly projection.
☆ Collects Pokemon cards and plushies. His favorites are Shroomish and Caterpie
☆ Really hated coffee when he was younger, but after season seven he grew a little dependent on it. Cole had to cut him off for his own sake
☆ Mitski enjoyer. Argue with the wall.
☆ Has really frequent panic attacks and nightmares because… well… look at what he’s been through.
☆ Nature enjoyer with horrible pollen allergies.(the pain)
☆ Has a tumblr blog that he uses like a diary and it’s fire. People are divided on whether it’s legit or someone pretending to be him for clout.
☆ Leaves most video games he starts unfinished, he kinda just forgets.
☆ His sleep schedule is all over the place. Some days he sleeps until noon, other days he’s up at four AM for no apparent reason
☆ Hisses at bright lights… and sometimes people
☆ Cat lover. “You already said that about Morro!” I SAY THAT ABOUT ALL MY FAVES, IT BECOMES CANON THE MOMENT I GET ATTACHED TO THEM.
☆ Going back to that trans headcanon, he had one hell of a time deciding on his name. He used to have a new one every week before finally settling on Lloyd.
☆ Why did he pick Lloyd? It sounded nice. That was quite literally his only reason.
☆ Has a guitar he never plays. He used it once and now it collects dust in the corner.
☆ Very bad at keeping anything clean, especially his room. Oh, the heart attack Misako had when she saw his room while popping in one day.
☆ Recovering ARFID haver. It was definitely way worse when he was younger, but now he can actually eat some foods! Yay!
☆ Ain’t exactly the tallest, but ain’t exactly the shortest either. 5’6, which puts him a little above Jay but still has him under the others by at least a little margin.
☆ Cole and Kai have used him as an armrest.
☆ Smells very faintly of mint, mostly because he always has at least one in his pocket. It’s in case of an emergency! He needs at least a little sugar to function.
☆ Enjoys anime and manga alongside his other geek stuff. It’s Jay’s fault! Anyways, big Shonen head who enjoys stuff like Full Metal Alchemist and tie in shows for his games(ie the Pokemon anime and Yugi-oh)
That’s all I have! I hope you enjoyed at least somewhat. Like I’ve been saying, this was mostly just me projecting really hard onto my favorite ninja. A very dear friend of mine once asked me if I kinned Lloyd and when I said “probably” she said “he seems like a character you would kin”. It’s still insane how she knows me better than I know myself
A/N: guess who ultimately decided to drop everything to write these. I CAN’T HELP IT SHE’S CANONICALLY TICKLISH!! I’ve only played the game for a couple weeks now and I haven’t seen the anime, so forgive me for any accidental mischaracterization.
Lee:
☆ Absolutely the weakest Lee ever. Full stop.
☆ Worst spots are her sides, knees, and ears
☆ Incapable of sitting still! She will kick, flail, and generally completely flip out if you even pinch her.
☆ That is, if you can get her anyway. If she senses that you plan on tickling her, she will run away and it’s gonna be the fastest get away you’ve ever seen.
☆ Get her good enough and she’ll start yelling at you in Spanish. English and Japanese have left the chat, or should I say they’ve left her brain?
☆ Vocal as vocal can be. She somehow gets ten times louder than usual while being tickled! Laughs super loud, screeches and squeals, and the whole academy can hear her demands for you to cease at once.
☆ Snorts? Snorts. Probably also makes some other odd horse sounds(a headcanon I hold for all umas because it’s cute, fight me).
☆ She gets so red. As red as the ripest tomatoes in the field.
☆ Swears revenge every time, but there’s only a 50% chance she’ll actually go through with it. That mostly depends on if you threaten to tickle her again.
Ler:
☆ Incredibly playful and smug.
☆ “Ohoho! What’s this? Have I, El Condor Pasa, found your greatest weakness?!”
☆ You will never know peace again if she discovers you’re ticklish. You may as well kiss your lungs goodbye with how much you’ll be laughing.
☆ Targets the worst spots every time, or at least what she perceives to be the worst: it usually takes her a bit to find them.
☆ Loves giving cheer up tickles and is incredibly good at it.
☆ I mean, how could you keep feeling bad when you look at that face? The one that’s grinning from ear to ear, eyes sparkling as she absolutely wrecks you.
☆ You thought she was a vocal lee? Oh, honey, you should hear her when the tables are turned.
☆ The teasing never ends. Never. Ends.
☆ There is zero point in running, she will not stop chasing if you try to get away.
☆ 100% uses her luchadora moves to get an advantage. Whether that’s pinning you down, tackling you to catch you, or whatever else she can come up with.(I don’t know much about luchadors sorry)
☆ Whenever she’s done, she always stays to make sure her victims can catch their breath. It is just fun and games, after all! She can’t let you get seriously hurt, how would she do it all over again if you were?
That’s all I got. Oh hey, this is my first umamusume post! I hope this opens the door to doing more stuff for this fandom, these silly anime horse girls have had such a chokehold on me.
I’m going to the mall tomorrow and I have a family gathering on Sunday, so I’m only gonna be able to work on it in small increments. It should be up next week, which is MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!
A/N: I love Morro so much oml he’s so silly, I’m so excited to do more Ninjago stuff this show means so much to me you have no idea. Also do not come at me, but I have not watched all of Dragon’s Rising my only exposure was a Morro scene pack.
☆ He/him for convenience above all else, but doesn’t mind other pronouns. Gender apathetic to a T
☆ Unlabeled king. He just likes who he likes
☆ Not the shortest nor the tallest cast member. I’d say he’s medium, specifically about 5’10 give or take
☆ You feel him before you see him- his presence is chilling and sort of feels like a rainy day’s breeze.
☆ He doesn’t exactly miss being the master of wind, but he feels sorry for whoever has that power now. He wishes he could take it back purely just to spare them the fear and scrutiny.
☆ Cat lover. He just has that vibe and I’m not willing to hear dissenting opinions.
☆ Enjoyed spicy food when he was alive. Unfortunately as a ghost he’s no longer affected by capsaicin, so the flavor’s just a fond memory.
☆ Very not looking forward to whenever the ninja depart. I like to think he has a huge apology speech planned because it alleviates at least a little guilt
☆ He never really got to listen to modern Ninjago’s music scene, but I’d imagine if he had the chance he would’ve fallen in love with grunge.
☆ Pierced ears. When did he get them? How did he get them? I don’t know. I’ve just always imagined him with earrings.
☆ Fairly noticeable tooth gap. When he was a kid training under Master Wu he got picked on for it.
☆ The scars he obtained throughout life came with him when he departed. They’re a lighter shade of green and glow just the fairest bit brighter than the rest of him.
☆ SPEAKING OF SCARS! He has a ton everywhere, mostly all over his arms and chest with a few down his legs as well.
☆ Spends most, if not all of his time, between helping departed souls staring into nothing and thinking.
☆ Incapable of relaxing. Ever. Even when lost in thought he’s still super aware of his surroundings and ready to strike at the drop of a hat.
☆ The one thought that eats him alive is that he didn’t take Wu’s hand. He didn’t do it for a reason, he saw in that moment it was only justice for things to end that way, but… what if he had taken Wu’s hand? How much would things have changed?
☆ It replays in his head nonstop. That moment just over and over and over again.
☆ Bounces back and forth between avoiding his reflection like the plague and looking at himself far too much. Some days he feels disgusted with what he’s become, other days he can finally sit down and appreciate the change.
☆ Like everyone healing from something, some days are worse than others.
☆ The green streak is still there, he’s just learned to hide it underneath the rest of his hair. He cut it off once and it came right back. He’s tried mixing random stuff together to hopefully dye it black or at least any other color, and every time it would slide off. It’s like it taunts him.
It’s been a while since we last spoke, huh? A lot has changed since then; I’ve graduated high school, I’m turning 19 this summer, and I’ve finally rediscovered my passion for writing. I’ve been staring at this blog as it collects dust and I’ve been thinking to myself “why not try to do something with it?”.
Don’t get too excited, this is still only an idea I’m playing with. And if I do come back, a lot of things will be changed for my own sake.
Writing is a hobby I’ve had for as long as I’ve been able to hold a pencil, just like drawing, so naturally it means a lot to me. I primarily left this blog behind because the pressure was too much, there was too much demand with little room for what I wanted from it, I felt an obligation to every request even when it drained me, and that made it hard to keep going. All of that’s without factoring in my grief.
I guess I should elaborate on those changes so y’all would know what to expect. Firstly, requests would be closed and only ever opened once in a blue moon- if that. Secondly, I am never writing for Cookie Run again; I know that’s where my following came from, but I genuinely have no love left for the game in my heart. I’m not gonna write for something I don’t love. Thirdly, this won’t be a just fluff blog anymore- I would write whatever I want whenever I wanted. That doesn’t mean I’m never going to write fluff again, it just means it’s not going to be my priority. However, that does mean there will probably be very few new tickle fics if any. Age regression is completely off the table. Last but not least, it’s very likely this blog won’t be completely safe for minors anymore. I don’t mean that in the sense I’m just gonna write smut all the time, but more like I’m gonna be using stronger language and writing stories with more adult oriented themes.
If you don’t wanna continue following me or supporting me after those changes take place, I understand. Like I said, most if not all of my following came from my Cookie Run fanfiction, I would be disappointed too. But for those who want to stay and watch what I do next, thank you. Thank you from the deepest parts of my heart.
