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Hey there, the name's Marcus St. James, but you can call me Mark. I'm thirty three years old and happily married to Keira St. James, and the father of Georgiana St. James, aging just four months. Sometimes I post clit licking gifs, sometimes I post photographs of dogs. It's all in there. The good, the bad and the shitty.

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Keira: We'll see

Keira: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

Mark: Go get in the bath while I clean this up?

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Keira: you phone my mother while i jerk you off?

Mark: just the jerking off in the bathtub

Mark: THE BASTARD JUST SPIT ON ME

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Keira: yes and i gave you a hj when you told my mom i wasn't getting married at her hotel

Mark: can we do that again?

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Keira: Memorable though, I never stopped leaving you alone

Mark: remember when you had me tell your parents we were engaged in the bathtub?

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Keira: yes and "even if i had greatly wished it"

Keira: You knew I fell in love with you way quicker than you ever will

Mark: Yes, that was a line and a half. Now that I think about it, pompous too.

Mark: [read]

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Keira: Not as shady as you were when we first met

Keira: I'm sure she'll like you one day, thank you though.

Mark: What did I say again, something about your age?

Mark: You eventually liked me, right?

Mark: Right?

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Keira: Wonder why.

Keira: You're still her father nonetheless

Mark: That was shady

Mark: A daughter's loyalty is her father, she should like me more. But I'll put her to bed, for you.

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Keira: For me?

Mark: I get the oddest inkling that she doesn't like me

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Keira: That you enjoy

Keira: Put that crying thing to bed

Mark: NO

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Keira: But with big boobs

Keira: I'd also appreciate it if you joined me

Mark: Yes, with big breasts.

Mark: That I can do :) Anything else?

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Keira: Yes

Keira: You're learning

Mark: You're irritating

Mark: I mean, you're beautiful and hot and I would appreciate it if you didn't send me to the guest bedroom?

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Keira: I'm sorry I can't hear you over me carrying your unborn child

Mark: Do you want me to put in those French bubbles you got?

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Keira: run me a bath

Mark: You're fully capable

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Keira: I can't help it. You taught me how to eat out in style properly.

Mark: I can eat you out

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Keira: You are forgiven.

Keira: Must we? She makes a mess whenever we go out to eat nice and I know it kills your "cool dad" vibes.

Mark: My wife is just as bad as I am.

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Keira: Mark.

Mark: My darling, I have endured an awfully long night. Spare me, o'merciful and wise one. We can meet for lunch if you wish, bring the child?