TIMES HAVE CHANGED, THEY REARRANGE:

KEIRA ST. JAMESMother. Wife. Wedding planner.

[keirastjames]

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Mark: just the jerking off in the bathtub

Mark: THE BASTARD JUST SPIT ON ME

Keira: We'll see

Keira: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

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Mark: can we do that again?

Keira: you phone my mother while i jerk you off?

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Mark: remember when you had me tell your parents we were engaged in the bathtub?

Keira: yes and i gave you a hj when you told my mom i wasn't getting married at her hotel

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Mark: Yes, that was a line and a half. Now that I think about it, pompous too.

Mark: [read]

Keira: Memorable though, I never stopped leaving you alone

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Mark: What did I say again, something about your age?

Mark: You eventually liked me, right?

Mark: Right?

Keira: yes and "even if i had greatly wished it"

Keira: You knew I fell in love with you way quicker than you ever will

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Mark: That was shady

Mark: A daughter's loyalty is her father, she should like me more. But I'll put her to bed, for you.

Keira: Not as shady as you were when we first met

Keira: I'm sure she'll like you one day, thank you though.

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Mark: I get the oddest inkling that she doesn't like me

Keira: Wonder why.

Keira: You're still her father nonetheless

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Mark: NO

Keira: For me?

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Mark: Yes, with big breasts.

Mark: That I can do :) Anything else?

Keira: That you enjoy

Keira: Put that crying thing to bed

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Mark: You're irritating

Mark: I mean, you're beautiful and hot and I would appreciate it if you didn't send me to the guest bedroom?

Keira: But with big boobs

Keira: I'd also appreciate it if you joined me

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Mark: Do you want me to put in those French bubbles you got?

Keira: Yes

Keira: You're learning

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Mark: You're fully capable

Keira: I'm sorry I can't hear you over me carrying your unborn child

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Keira: run me a bath

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Mark: I can eat you out

Keira: Cheeky.

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Mark: My wife is just as bad as I am.

Keira: I can't help it. You taught me how to eat out in style properly.

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Mark: My darling, I have endured an awfully long night. Spare me, o'merciful and wise one. We can meet for lunch if you wish, bring the child?

Keira: You are forgiven.

Keira: Must we? She makes a mess whenever we go out to eat nice and I know it kills your "cool dad" vibes.

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Mark: Would I?

Keira: Mark.