elvira’s strap on

i'm olive and i’m feminine and hysterical

[sharonsgf]

Olive are you okay??? You hardly post anymore + I miss u :(((

this blog just got so boring jhkfdgkj i am okay though!! happy 2019 im living and loving

[fvckastrology]

2019 new year’s resolutions for the signs 🎉

aries: stop sucking dick and go get a real job

taurus: liquor is not the only beverage. try water.

gemini: if u want to be less hated, maybe stay in one room and one room only this entire year

cancer: tissues exist. so stop fucking crying and get a move on if u want people to respect u more

leo: believe it or not, there is a world outside of your little big headed bubble. explore that shit.

virgo: get a big ass cup of coffee and isolate yourself, no one has time for your “advice”

libra: stop pretending you actually have people’s best interests at heart and embrace your shitty personality

scorpio: start charging real money for your affection, you’ll be rich by april

sagittarius: walmart sells gorilla glue. do everyone a favor and use that shit as chapstick

capricorn: go fucking vegan you animal and sign up for tinder

aquarius: pick up a hobby that doesnt involve leading people on and then abandoning them before they make the next move

pisces: be a little more self centered for once also delete ur snapchat no one cares

[dyslexxa-deactivated20230810]

love a woman in a suit 💖

[despicablewench]

when you were in middle/early high school and your friends would do your makeup and you’d keep your eyes closed even when you didn’t have to because you couldn’t bear to meet theirs

[sharonsgf]

Girl. Alaska’s new music video

thank u god

[mattel]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

a thing: exists

me: hm. ok

same thing: is heart shaped

me: oh shit. ohgh fuck .

[anscrib]

BTS from London Fashion Week

[twistedhellknight52]

*giggles cutely* im going to snap

[sharonsgf]

Uhhhhhh I miss taron

🤧🤧🤧

[lesbianbottommemes]

lesbians realising they were gay when they first saw jade on victorious:

[sharonsgf]

cinematic parallels

[neo-romantic]

this is my new favourite reaction

[sharonsgf]

the only reason i used to get in trouble for sitting on chairs wrong in primary school was because of homophobia

[somethinginthestatic]

A Woman preparing to host A Drag Queen Christmas (via her insta story, 12/19)

[thespooniewrites]

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

[sharonsgf]

i love u

guess what............................................................................................. i love you a hundred times more