Shassie

[dont-be-a-shassie-denier]

Forgot to post this yesterday for Psych Day.

[too-close-to-the-sea]

shawn taking any opportunity possible to touch lassiter in ANY way… like yes grab the top of his head while having a vision… fall dramatically into his arms… we know what you are.

[thyla]

PSYCH- S1E11 | He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops, He’s Dead

[carltonlassie]

Sensory deprivation.

[joepickett]

Psych 3.10

[romeowho]

Everyone trying to get Shawn's bike back for him, but Lassie gets it for him 😭😭

[medliwaith]

Shassie writers LISTEN UPPP Gus would ENCOURAGE Shawn!!!!! A token word of protest at most!!! He’d high five Shawn for kissing just about anybody (except Gus’ own sister)!!! Frankly the two of them have a pattern of wingmanning by competition. Show me Gus who, regardless of actually wanting Lassie (or even men in general, that’s even funnier) winks at him before he pulls Shawn away. Show me ally!Gus who knows more about the queer community than Shawn and Lassie combined. Show me confident in his sexuality Gus who agrees with Shawn that Lassie looks good—even in front of Lassie. Show me Gus who third wheels so hard that Lassie isn’t even sure if he’s falling for Shawn, or Shawn-and-Gus. Show me Gus who debates, in depth, whether Lassie is good in bed/on dates/kinky/whatever. It’s what our world needs.

[plantsandpies]

I strongly believe if lassie saw Shawn recreating the battlefield in weekend warriors, he’d die.

[mcu-peter]

i’m pleased to please ya 🕸️

[lamelanestories]

And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why you don't sneak up on Carlton J. Lassiter.

[demiboydemon]

[ivehearditbothgays]

hey you! yes you!

are you a fan of the hit 2006 tv show psych? do you enjoy carlton lassiter whump? do you ship shassie with a side of polyclue fries? are you into vampires?

if you answered yes to any of the above questions, i have written a fic for you!

it’s a work in progress BUT it's a rewrite of This Episode Sucks where Marlowe and her brother are actually vampires. On the way home from the bar, he’s attacked by Adrian and drained nearly to death on account of him “smelling” like a certain psychic before marlowe intervenes and turns him to save his life.

now lassie has to navigate becoming a creature of the night while keeping up appearances at his job and fending off shawn, gus, and juliet’s concern.

oh and adrian is trying to hunt shawn for his blood too.

featuring: lassie whump, BAMF jules, lassiet being besties, real psychic!shawn and the inherent intimacy and eroticism of vampire feedings!!

if this appeals to you at all, click here..

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

Shawn coming up with every kind of lie and excuse he can think of to get Lassie to undo his shirt a little and free his sternbush

[moylis]

everyone say thank you @marlenacantswim for doing the galavant lap sitting redraw first

[notsafeformarlena]

have another one. for the occasion

[eo-wells]

FRIENDSHIP WEEK 2026 ↪ hugs/kisses

[hoss-bonaventure]

when the yaoi is so delectable it randomly spawns a cacophony of hearty brass instruments