No really, are you keeping it?

Out of character side blog for "Mortuo". Just trying to keep the blog as in character as possible, one clusterfuck at a time.

[prxttygirl-deactivated20140123]

THAT’S CLOSE ENOUGH IT’S TOTALLY OK

[shaveforme-blog]

     SMALL TEXT MADE EVEN SMALLER IS NOT MY FRIEND. I AM SORREH.

[supernatural-endorphins-blog]

eleven & clara | almost lover

[annarchy666]

They call me Graham.

They call me Jeff.

They call me Gavin.

[themostintricateofwebs-blog]

[ssbobpul]

[xforhire]

      Don’t believe you.

[shaveforme-blog]

       Why not? I'm convincing.

[xforhire]

            “Or what?”

[shaveforme-blog]

           "Or I'll go Academy on you."

[xforhire]

Oh, honey.

[shaveforme-blog]

        Don't "oh honey" me like that.

[xforhire]

     My husband is adorable when he thinks he’s right.

[shaveforme-blog]

         Are you suggesting I'm not right? I'm always right.

[stainsof-winered]

;; well if she was placed in a certain situation yes she would stab him, but in a spot that wouldn’t kill him. But near a main artery. ^3^ She just wouldn’t kill him; just hurt him gravely. Make it look like he died or something. 

[shaveforme-blog]

It wouldn't really matter where she stabbed him, or even if she did at all. Anything that would put any mortal human on their ass in any way would be enough to make him at least admit "oh yeah hey I'm dead already".

[stainsof-winered]

;; I wanna slap him or something.

[shaveforme-blog]

But that wouldn't expose him...

[canifalldownnow-deactivated2020]

if you cosplay my otp with me i’ll let you kiss me

if you cosplay my otp with me i’ll let you kiss me

if you cosplay my otp with me i’ll let you kiss me

[pixieiee-deactivated20181212]

if you cosplay my otp with me i’ll fuck you in the hotel room son.

[uss-enterpride]

Star Trek: A brief summary

Butts

Butts

Homoerotic subtext

Butts

Tribbles

Feelings

Butts

Danger

[angelicimagination]

Okay, guys, since I know a lot of you use this site to make your icon sized gifs, I’m gonna show you one that doesn’t make them so pixilated.

So like this every single time, with no grainy pixilated look. It’ll look just as clean as the original gif.

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[yonce-lingerie-chardonnay]

[sherloki-potter]

sorry if u wanna kiss me ur gonna have to jump through a window off a bungee rope, ruffle your hair, flap your coat, take my face in your hands and kiss me passionately with sexy jaw movements

[lordofthejohnlock-deactivated20]

#89 - Mary discovered some creative writing on a blogging website…

[shockingblankets]

Moustache. original #not dead masterpost here (x)

[pulchrabelle]

this is remarkably close to what actually happened