daddy's had enough now

❝Jim Moriarty isn't a man at all, he's a s p i d e r A spider at the center of a web. A criminal web with a thousand threads and he knows precisely how each and every single one of them dances.❞ [ Independent Jim Moriarty rp blog from the TV series Sherlock Both mun and muse are of age. Magic!Anon: None. Tracking —> xforhire ]

[xforhire]

jim's getting an asylum verse oh yes he is.

[whxtecoat-blog]

xforhire:

         ”You can’t sit with us!” 

[xforhire]

      "You just fuckin' watch me."

[xforhire]

    "Hmm, what's that phrase?"

       "Surprise bitch,                                  

                            I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

[xforhire]

I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYONE TO REPLY TO THIS WHAT?!?!?!?!

[xforhire]

HEY BABES GUESS WHO'S BACK ANSWER I AM 

DID YA MISS ME?

[thisismyhostage]

so, this is it!! four hundred bloody followers. it’s… well, quite frankly, it’s terrifying. but yes — here’s my follow forever. the names in italics are people i desperately want to talk to, and the names in bold are people i speak to, and adore. sorry if i forget anyone!!

[thisismyhostage]

xforhire ; forgottenpond ; raggedychin ; madxman ; trustyourxinstincts ; xjohnwaited ; soufflegirlxclara ; xireneadler ; amyinmurderland ; blessed-dissimulator ; thedarkestofponds ; thisisfatherspeaking ; breadbringsalltheduckstothepond ; quietpathologist ; jamesmoriartyjm ; lengthofropecalledfreedom ; idopost-mortems ; talk-to-tennant ; onziemedocteur ; toobeautifulxtolive ; actualtigermoran

and many more! i will probably edit this because wow i forget things super-easily, so yeah, i’m so sorry. ily guys!!

[askboxmemes]

Send me a ↯ if your muse could be in a serious romantic relationship with mine.

[xforhire]

[wearecominghome]

[beautifulviolent-deactivated201]

I dare you guys to ask me awkward shit that you think I can't answer

[ameliapondsicle-blog1]

Reblog if I can send you texts IC

[satanwho-deactivated20180311]

[shaveforme-blog]

xforhire:

           "Or I’ll go Academy on you.”

[xforhire]

      Don't believe you.

[shaveforme-blog]

xforhire:

        Don’t “oh honey” me like that.

[xforhire]

            "Or what?"

[shaveforme-blog]

xforhire:

         Are you suggesting I’m not right? I’m always right.

[xforhire]

           Oh, honey.

[xforhire]

     My husband is adorable when he thinks he's right.

[xforhire]

Whoops-a-daisy. Promo time.