Burn Book by Shebay

EV-RY-DAY-I-TUM-BLIN / Eric / Irish / Scientist / I enjoy squirrels, pillows and shiny objects / I also like boys :) var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write('

[luckykk]

mocking the cutscene right before a level where you keep dying because you’ve heard it so many times

[musashi]

[thatsthat24]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[shebay]

#NOT CLAYTON !!!! EVERY FUCKING TIME

[giveusrest-deactivated20150816]

I CANT BREATHE

[sad--gittarius]

Things in Harry Potter that will never make sense

wizard children need their parents signed permission to go to perfectly safe village full of candy shops next to the school but not to enter a tournament in which you can most definitely die 

[shebay]

Only students over 17 (i.e. legal adults) could enter. GAWD READ THE BOOKS

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[damaged-]

Im crying

[fxckbro]

what she says: I’m fine what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?

[shebay]

Because they had it set to M for Mini when it should have been W for Wumbo

[hollowtones]

there is a scene in Kingdom Hearts 2 where Squall from FF8 tells you “hey, we found this cool computer, but computers are fragile, so you can touch it but don’t hit it too hard or anything”

you then proceed to pound on the keyboard like an asshole

then Stitch from Lilo and Stitch appears, lands on the keyboard, and runs away

then Donald Duck does a little jig on the keyboard

and then you get warped to the world from the 1980’s version of TRON

this all happens within the span of maybe a minute or two and it’s played completely straight, and given the context of the rest of the game this is maybe one of the less outlandish things to happen

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[backdoorteenmom]

[kittensnax]

yap yap, woo woo

[triwizarded]

*dumbledore voice* yes, i love all my students equally! harry potter, hermione granger, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* roonil wazlib