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FUCK YOU ARGENTINA. IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU ☹️

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

beeelderly

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

beeelderly

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

ampervadasz

l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4

johannestevans

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

florabot

[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

florabot

some people asked to see what babie looks like so here she is 🐶

redstonedust

im in a field irl and just mentally tried to optifine zoom on a cow in the distance

devious-buffoon

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.