Illogical Contraption

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EPISODE 331 - THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION RADIO

Our final broadcast. The last of the cloacans.

Thanks for listening, everybody.

Love,

Cory, Shelby, Sara, Erik and Al.

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EPISODE 330 - FIVE GOLDEN DINGS

It’s the PENULTIMATE episode! Cory gets into his rules of pissing. Why do we square dance at school? Shelby’s controversial Bitmoji. Voicemails! Christmas music from Thor, Jimmy Buffet and Twisted Sister. Siqq Piqqs – SIQQEST PIQQS. Plus way more shit!

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EPISODE 329 - FLORIST OF BLITZKRIEG

It’s the 3rd to last episode EVER! Listener submitted Hits and Shits. Emails galore! Tony Molina is in studio! Al takes on Jeopardy questions. Jiminy Glick in Lalawood is the best movie ever made!

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EPISODE 328 - FEEDING GOD’S METER

California is on fire again and the gang is bummed. Things are looking grim until about 6:15 or so, when Kaseem Bentley shows up and makes a bunch of insensitive jokes and makes everyone cry from laughter. Also featured: Al’s gaming habits and the final Good Times movie, 1986’s Never Too Young To Die. Join us.

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EPISODE 327 - THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE PARADISE

Al calls in with The Philly Report. Sara enters the Bad Mom-iverse. Shelby sees Mandy. Erik and Cory see Suspiria. Buckcherry covers Nine Inch Nails. We Hit or Shit the Trop 40 Trop Rock hits. Two Lane Blacktop is reviewed. Plus A REALLY HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

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EPISODE 326 - ERIK’S HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT

Erik, Shelby, and Al are joined once again by San Jose’s most hated band, Sad Vicious, aboard Erik’s spooky houseboat for a Halloween celebration of ghoulish proportions. Complaints about Stu’s weed, discussions about the importance of voting, and all manner of nautical hilarity ensue. Also contained herein: pop country Hit or Shit and Good Times With Guys And Gals: 1950’s Sunset Boulevard!

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EPISODE 325 - COLOR COMMENTARY

An old friend joins us for a check in via Skype! An Al Sports themed Hit or Shit! Mandy chat! A poetry based listener voicemail! And then Kaseem Bentley comes is and is all sorts of offensive.

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 115 - THE LOST CONTINENT OF CONSPIRACY

Charles and I have a wide-ranging discussion on topics ranging from Atlantis to suppressed history to modern propaganda to esoteric philosophy. Get woke, if you will.

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EPISODE 324 - DOG COURT

The Core Four Minus Cory discuss the ethics of canine jurisprudence in the court of paw, followed by a brand new segment: Reviewin’ Cities (feat. Austin, TX)! Siqq sick day movies, a brief waterskiing jaunt, and horses on acid! Good Times With Guys And Gals: Local Hero (1983) and Siqq Piqq: Halloween! This one really goes beyond the black Rambo!

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EPISODE 323 - BURRITO RANCH 

Cory, Al and Sara are joined by our friend Nicole Dunn to discuss Judas Priest. We Hit or Shit some recent slam releases on New Standard Elite Records. Peaches Christ calls in to talk about her new immersive haunted house, TERROR VAULT. Siqq Piqqs: Dads!

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EPISODE 322 - THE NAMBLER

The “How-To Comedy” Correspondence Course is in session. Erik is a Movie Montage Master. Name a basketball player! Fake banana flavor: childhood traumas. Good Times With Guys And Gals: Sonatine! Siqq Piqqs: Remakes!

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 114 - NOW YOU SSE ME

Wow! It's another solo show featuring such fascinating topics as HAARP, HAMMER, and SMACC, John C. Lilly and the Solid State Entity, conspiracy clickbait, weaponized comedy, and much more. Featuring a very special Robert Zombie surprise! Tune in and be amazed.

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EPISODE 321 - PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF AL

A recap of Enter the Boog III: Boog of Shadows, Ill Con’s annual boogie boarding competition against our arch rivals Sad Vicious. Listener Colin is in studio discussing international fast food options. A new joyful movie segment is introduced. 8th grade fashion tips. PLUS! Al Sports, fighting yoga bros in kimonos and a dog based Siqq Piqq.

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EPISODE 320 - PUTLOCKER AND CRY

Did you know Erik is a Master Detective? Did you know Sara is a train enthusiast? Did you know Al fucking HATES Werther's Originals? Or that Shelby hates fun and laughter? (You probably already knew that one.) All these dark, dark secrets revealed, plus 2001: A Space Odyssey Chat, Listener Emails, 9 1/2 Weeks: Fatal Instinct, Breen On Screen with Parker, and Siqq Piqqs: Parodies. A thrill a minute for approximately 120 minutes!

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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 48 - DEATH BY THE DAD (with CHAD GAILEY)

Metal festivals: we all hate them. From Psycho Las Vegas to Festum Carnis, these cursed gatherings serve as the bane of every true banger’s existence. In this episode, the Dads sit down with Chad Gailey (Necrot, Mortuous, Palace of Worms, Scolex, Atrament, Phrenelith, etc etc etc etc) to get to the bottom of every Parenthead’s nightmare scenario: the dreaded FEST.

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 113 - THE FULL 9-11

OMG. NAD. More Qanon Jams / Beatles Sacrificed At The Golden Gate Bridge / Dale Earnhardt Jr Saved By A Ghost / Psychic History of the Internet / Heaven’s Gate v Lil Uzi Vert / The Owl In Daylight / Grace Slick v Dio / Random Jams I’ve Been Listening To

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EPISODE 319: FAT SLENDERMAN vs ANGEL COP

Pizzagate with a side of creepypasta. A nude Ted Nugent hunts you through the labyrinthine forests of the Scott BaioDome. Rating Pepperidge Farms. Adults in pajamas and the dangers thereof. Los Angeles is a character. Elf-porn pop-up ads. Yoga men. Significant Picknificant: stuff we stole.

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