SHENANIGANS HEHEHEH @shenanigans-offical - Tumblr Blog

*flamethrowers the entire bathroom while screaming*

crazy-scientist-offical

Could you make me something for better shenanigan-ing pls :3

@shenanigans-offical

Sure, here have a shenaniganinator

OMG IT'S BEAUTIFUL :OOO

knife-guy-offical

Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!

Can I has a knife? :D

knife-guy-offical

Yup!

Have this one. Very pretty.

OMG IT'S GREEN I LOVE JSGSIUGVAUUTBSJKYHSHJGFSJGGGSJHHXB

Fish

*throws fish at you*

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH >:33

@shenanigans-offical

What

Please tell me the fishes aren’t sleeping 🥺

OH WAIT CAN THE SHIPS JOIN MY CULT ? CAN THEY ?

They're FISH of COURSE they're not sleeping! They're doing the macarena, duh! *And lo and behold, the fish are all somehow doing the macarena*

NUH UH, NO NEW RECRUITS FOR YOU >:[

B-BUT I WANT THE FISHES IN MY CULTS :( WHY CAN’T I HAVE THEM.....😔

BC THEY'RE FISHES, FISHED DON'T GO IN CULTS!! THEY GO IN DANCE CLASS!!

I CAN TEACH DANCE !! IT’S STILL NO SLEEP !!

BUT IT'S STILL A CULT THO WGUISGHSUIYGNSUHBSUIYHSUH

Fish

*throws fish at you*

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH >:33

@shenanigans-offical

What

Please tell me the fishes aren’t sleeping 🥺

OH WAIT CAN THE SHIPS JOIN MY CULT ? CAN THEY ?

They're FISH of COURSE they're not sleeping! They're doing the macarena, duh! *And lo and behold, the fish are all somehow doing the macarena*

NUH UH, NO NEW RECRUITS FOR YOU >:[

B-BUT I WANT THE FISHES IN MY CULTS :( WHY CAN’T I HAVE THEM.....😔

BC THEY'RE FISHES, FISHED DON'T GO IN CULTS!! THEY GO IN DANCE CLASS!!

Fish

*throws fish at you*

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH >:33

@shenanigans-offical

What

Please tell me the fishes aren’t sleeping 🥺

OH WAIT CAN THE SHIPS JOIN MY CULT ? CAN THEY ?

They're FISH of COURSE they're not sleeping! They're doing the macarena, duh! *And lo and behold, the fish are all somehow doing the macarena*

NUH UH, NO NEW RECRUITS FOR YOU >:[

#/silly

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

why would studies be up? (sahr also doesnt understand the internet)

i'll trust you i guess *looks up*

theres nothing there :|

The primary purpose of this chapter is to provide public health officials, physicians, toxicologists, and other interested individuals and g

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well i dont know what this cancer thing is but i should be fine :3

Cancer makes you die, my guy...

well i cant die so why would i care?

Oh wait no that's a good point ngl

But you'll feel awful tho :/

well ive probably felt worse than whatever this "cancer" will do

(i did include it bro look)

Oh yeh that's another good point

(OH WAIT I'M SO SRY I'M BLIND- Istg I didn't notice I'm srryyy TwT)

so yeah cancer is fake & wont do anything :3

(youre fine, bro, the /j is kinda small next to it)

GASP

This is a medical revelation...

they just dont want us to have yummy cigarettes :]

I mean... I suppose you have to go be correct... You do have four arms, after all...

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

why would studies be up? (sahr also doesnt understand the internet)

i'll trust you i guess *looks up*

theres nothing there :|

The primary purpose of this chapter is to provide public health officials, physicians, toxicologists, and other interested individuals and g

‼️‼️

well i dont know what this cancer thing is but i should be fine :3

Cancer makes you die, my guy...

well i cant die so why would i care?

Oh wait no that's a good point ngl

But you'll feel awful tho :/

well ive probably felt worse than whatever this "cancer" will do

(i did include it bro look)

Oh yeh that's another good point

(OH WAIT I'M SO SRY I'M BLIND- Istg I didn't notice I'm srryyy TwT)

so yeah cancer is fake & wont do anything :3

(youre fine, bro, the /j is kinda small next to it)

GASP

This is a medical revelation...

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

why would studies be up? (sahr also doesnt understand the internet)

i'll trust you i guess *looks up*

theres nothing there :|

The primary purpose of this chapter is to provide public health officials, physicians, toxicologists, and other interested individuals and g

‼️‼️

well i dont know what this cancer thing is but i should be fine :3

Cancer makes you die, my guy...

well i cant die so why would i care?

Oh wait no that's a good point ngl

But you'll feel awful tho :/

well ive probably felt worse than whatever this "cancer" will do

(i did include it bro look)

Oh yeh that's another good point

(OH WAIT I'M SO SRY I'M BLIND- Istg I didn't notice I'm srryyy TwT)

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

why would studies be up? (sahr also doesnt understand the internet)

i'll trust you i guess *looks up*

theres nothing there :|

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well i dont know what this cancer thing is but i should be fine :3

Cancer makes you die, my guy...

well i cant die so why would i care?

#<did i not include the /j somehow? if not it was a joke #<- oh you didn't but oki :33

Oh wait no that's a good point ngl

But you'll feel awful tho :/

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

why would studies be up? (sahr also doesnt understand the internet)

i'll trust you i guess *looks up*

theres nothing there :|

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well i dont know what this cancer thing is but i should be fine :3

#<took the easy way out like a little bitch :\#<- wait how else should I have done that then lmao TwT

Cancer makes you die, my guy...

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

why would studies be up? (sahr also doesnt understand the internet)

i'll trust you i guess *looks up*

theres nothing there :|

#I just looked up abestos health toxicity lol

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hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

noone i know has gotten cancer from it so clearly the filter works!

Uhm, that's like cool but still?? Not good??? There've probably been studies and stuff... Idk look it up!!

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)

ASBESTOS BE TOXIC THO

BSJKHSHJJSHBJSJUGDUKH

DON'T SMOKE, IT BAD >:[

no its notttt!! its good for you :3

Uhm. Like. No??

hey wanna join me and @shenanigans-offical fish throwing club

we throw fish at random people -@ncis--offical

sure, should be fun :3

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYY :D

*throws fish like confetti*

*gets hit with a fish*

heyyy! ow! that hurt :(

Oh no :o

*unthrows all the fish bc yes that is possible now mwahaha*

Heh :3

thank you??? how did you do that tho???

THE POWER OF

S H E N A N I G A N S

what else can the power of shenanigans do? did it make me somehow not die in the 1440s??

No 😌

But it can do this- *Pineapples appear everywhere.*

i hate pineapples >:(

JKDHHXJKHGSKHGSHBSJH? >:0

Fiiiine... *they turn into normal apples, but like fifty of them fall on your head mwahaha*

ow!! hmmph 3:<

*bonks your head*

*falls down dramatically, throwing one hand up in the air in a flailing motion* I've been hit!

Oh... woe, woe... what a cruel world! I just wanted to spread apples; both pine and non-pine! What a world, what a worldddd.... *Is perfectly fine but likes being dramatic*

oh shut up

Nuh uhhhhh

*shakes you*

shut upppp

*is shaked* noooooo

I refuse :3

*the apples turn in to fish bc why not*

*contines shaking you*

shuttt upppp! >:Y

Nuuuuuuu :3

LALALALALALA I REFUSE TO SHUT UP MWAHAHAHAHA >:33

*shakes you harder*

shhhuttttt upppppp >:(

*covers your mouth with my other set of arms*

>:0

*proceeds to talk but it's just muffled gibberish* hfhdjshsh hhdbdhd hdhdhh hfhhdh!!

*bites your arm to try and get you off me*

ow! hey stop ittt >:Y

ten gerroa eee >:P (translation; then get offa meee)

*gnaws in your arm until you get off* haha >:3

fine >:\

*removes my hands from your mouth*

*drops you back on the ground*

oof- *falls on a bunch of fish*

I WON MWAHAHA- >:D

nuh uhhh!!! i still stole some money from your pockets!

Joke's on you, I'm broke! That's just green paper I scribbled on >:D

well you still were the only one that got shook! so i definitely won! >:Y

You were the only one who got bitten tho! So I won >:3

well uhh

*bites you*

now i totally won! >:)

Bsihdkkhhshdihhsiiywh??! >:o

*shakes you*

Nuh uh! I won now! See! *Shakes you harder*

*shakes you as you shake me*

nooo! i definitely won

*shakes you harder tho*

Nuh uhhhh! 'Twas me, I won! 3:<

*shakes you even harder*

nawrr you 100% lost!

*shakes you harder*

Naurrrrr >:T

*fish falls on your head* I have power over fish! That makes me winner! Ahahahh!

hhmmph, you win this time i guess >:Y

you wont win next time tho

AHAHAHAHAH YISSSSSS >:33

Ye I will ^^

nuh uh you wont win next time!

Yeah huh, I will!

WITH THE POWER OF FISH, I SHALL PREVAIL🐟‼️

well 4 arms is better than fish!

Nuh uh! Mine even has a better ring to it. "With the power of four arms"- NO. That's not as good. Mine has

Style

*the fish start sparkling with glitter and stuff*

well those fish are gonna start stinking soon so mine is better

Oh yeah? Well I'll just- *all the fish turn into plastic fish, some wearing sunglasses, others wearing eyepatches.*

Hah >:3

now theyre just polluting the environment so checkmate!

Oh no :o

*The plastic fish turn into 1000 blades of grass each*

*I am now swimming in the grass* Whee :D

what are you doing... :\

Swimming :3

You should join me... if y'know... you like fun and whimsy...

uhh, i dont like that kind of "whimsy"(bro doesnt understand what the word whimsy means)

Hmm... Sounds like someone's allergic to fun~ *Continues swimming in grass smugly* (dang lol)

im not allergic to fun! (by doesnt understand i meant it literally)

Then SWIM!! >:33 (ye I guessed :3)

i dont know how to swim :\

*GASP* THIS IS A SHAVESTY

Uh... then just like... make grass-angels! >:D *starts waving my arms and legs around randomly :3*

make whats??? (bro was born in the 1360s so doesnt even know what snow angles are) :$

JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND HAVE FUN YOU NON-WHIMSICAL PERSON SHKUHSGUJSHKBJSHHBSJU (aur naur, poor guy(/gn) TwT)

ok? *gets on the ground & makes a rather weird looking grass angel because of the extra set of arms*

*gets up & looks at it* doesnt look like an angel :\

It doesn't have to :D

Did you have fun while doing it? :3

no, not really :|

Awe man :<

What IS fun to you then??

i like smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters, tastes nicer that regular ones(dumbass doesnt know asbestos is toxic lol)

getting high is fun too :3

Uhm. So like. Those things aren't very good for you✨✨

What about fun things that AREN'T self-destructive :D

the asbestos filter filters out the tar & nicotine so it doesnt harm your lungs, im fine, its not self destructive :)