knives

I'm Knife Guy. I like knives.

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Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!

[bizarreauhavre]

Memento Mori esoteric ceremony ritual dagger, bronze, 19th century.

[knife-guy-offical]

KNIFE!!

Rating: 8/10. Looks like it's made of cheesecake to me for some reason. Beautiful design though.

[knife-guy-offical]

May I have a knife, Mr. Knife Guy Official?

Of course!

Have this chopper. Beautiful. Hope you enjoy her 🔪🔪🔪

[knife-guy-offical]

I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog

Oh? And what's that?

[endymion-offical]

Didn't even see the intro post yet, just the url

[knife-guy-offical]

Yup. Two sentence horror. Also I love knives 🔪🔪🔪

[endymion-offical]

I have a knife collection irl

[knife-guy-offical]

Same!

Recently acquired this one.

[endymion-offical]

This is my favorite impractical knife :)

[knife-guy-offical]

Ooooooooo that's beautiful I love the pattern

[knife-guy-offical]

I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog

Oh? And what's that?

[endymion-offical]

Didn't even see the intro post yet, just the url

[knife-guy-offical]

Yup. Two sentence horror. Also I love knives 🔪🔪🔪

[endymion-offical]

I have a knife collection irl

[knife-guy-offical]

Same!

Recently acquired this one.

[knife-guy-offical]

I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog

Oh? And what's that?

[endymion-offical]

Didn't even see the intro post yet, just the url

[knife-guy-offical]

Yup. Two sentence horror. Also I love knives 🔪🔪🔪

[knife-guy-offical]

I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog

Oh? And what's that?

[knife-guy-offical]

“Finally, I’m alone,” I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. “No your not,” said Knife Guy.”

I brought snacks, we're having a sleepover. Here's a knife to open the fruit snacks with 🔪

[whitenailpolishoffical]

NOTES GAME

100 notes: I will draw myself

250 notes: I will reveal my 'gender'

500 notes: I will release the first 1 chapter of my zebra polish fanfic

1000 notes: I will paint my nails black (irl)

5000 notes: I will write, finish, and release the zebra polish fanfic

10,000 notes: I will kiss @blacknailpolishoffical

green means go! yellow means soon! red means stopped!

tags ig y'all ain't gonna get to 10,000 tho ;P

@dino-kid-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @offical-wikipedia @rednailpolish-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @offical-the-game @offical-swallower-offical @officalverse-news @officalverse-statistics-offical @offical-gerson

[offical-follower-offical]

I wasn't gonna reblog but THERE'S GAY ACTIVITY ON THE LINE

GO OFFICALS GO

@houseplant-offical @knife-guy-offical @vigilante-offical @joy-and-whimsy-detector-official @victorian-plague-dr-offical @fantaoffical @yourasksareoff-offical @dominos-offical @rumor-offical @dean-winchester-offical @zest-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @eredin-offical @five-offical @nyarlathotep-offical @half-empty-coffee-cup-offical @kat4884-offical @godemperorduckoffical @gender-offical-com @chaotic-cupid-offical @torture-offical @scp-035-offical @scp-999-offical @clark-kent-offical @indoraptor-offical @arataki-itto-offical @drumsticks-offical @latinteacheroffical @little-sister-offical @lie-detector-offical @one-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @dam-offical @regina-george-offical @bob-offical @british-kiwi-lad-offical @rattmann-offical @spiderman-offical @de-activated-offical @real-human-offical @eight-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @no-one-offical @computer-offical @coke-offical

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Do you know knife offical?

I've seen them around but I'm a little intimidated

[knife-guy-offical]

Who is gonna buy these for me 🥺

[knife-guy-offical]

Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!

[shenanigans-offical]

Can I has a knife? :D

[knife-guy-offical]

Yup!

Have this one. Very pretty.

[knife-guy-offical]

i mean i think...

you're gonna have to call yourself...

mr. knife fingers...

/ref

Pardon?

[evilducks-offical]

Are you ready?

[chaos-ducks]

Ready as I’ll ever be

[avhira]

Ready for anything

What's going on?

[avhira]

In which order?!?

[totally-cis-offical]

Simultaneously

We fight in the skeleton war, and during it we send a task force to Majora’s-Mask the moon onto our enemies

[cats-are-gods]

I thought the skeleton war was on the moon?

[bi-girl-offical]

We get to go to the moon!!?

[evilducks-offical]

Yes

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

..who? Is it? Who's going? Is it the entire OfficalVerse™ or just the people part of the evil rubber duck cult or T.E.A? Or just like a few people...? What is happening.

[evilducks-offical]

Anyone who interacts with this post can go

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

*tries to lick this post.*

...i- ...I don't have a mouth...

I forgot about that-....

Uh-...

Well I reblog ed so IM COMING WITH YOU.

[knife-guy-offical]

I WILL BRING ALL THE KNIVES 🔪🔪🔪

[knife-guy-offical]

Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!

[briefcase-offical]

Knives you say? I’ll gladly take one >:]

Hell I'll take 20!! I got all this room I need to fill up

[knife-guy-offical]

Have this exquisite set of exacto knives! Very professional.

[knife-guy-offical]

*eats your laundry and runs away in fear of being knifed*

Joke's on you! My laundry is made of knives!!! 🔪🔪🔪

[knife-guy-offical]

You need knives‽

Have 27 of them.

*The pile of knives gets poured in front of you*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE