Sheriff Cowboy's Cowboy Trainin' Camp

Howdy! I'm Sheriff Cowboy, they/them 🤠

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Sheriff Cowboy's Cowboy Trainin' Camp starts in the 'morrow! Later, I'll invite y'all to the discord it'll be takin' place. See y'all then 🤠

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Howdy, folks! D'ya wanna ride a horse? Feel the wind in yer hair as ya bond with yer special new equine friend? Boy do I have the camp for you! Welc'me to Sheriff Cowboy’s Cowboy Trainin’ Camp! Here you’ll meet a horse specially picked to be your best friend, you’ll learn how to take proper care of ‘em, and at the end a select few will be allowed to participate in a race on behalf of your team! 

Sign up now!

@campdnp @dnp-camp @tentwars2k20 @standromeda 

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Don’ mind me, jus’ rebloggin’ e’ry once in a bit to remind folks!

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Howdy, folks! Decided to stop by and let y'all know that the camp’ll be takin’ place startin’ November 25th through November 29th and the deadline to sign up for Sheriff Cowboy’s Cowboy Trainin’ Camp is November 20th!

Can’t wait to see y'all!

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3 days left to sign up, we're gonna have lotsa fun! There are 13 cowboy trainees at this very moment, it'd be mighty kind of y'all if we could get that up a few by the end of signups.

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Seems like the identities of my head deputies have been compr'mised. That's jus' fine though, secrets are only for fun, after all! It's no skin off my nose.

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hay? lying? it’s more likely than you think (the hay is lying down)

Sure is! Lying right there on the ground.

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Why thank you, Sam! I’ll be sure to call you if I need you, but in the meantime please take care of yourself! We wouldn’t want our fav’rite astronomer pal umwell.

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To the first message, a grand total of 13 people have signed up! I’d like as many cowboy trainees as possible, so sign up before the 20th!

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Why thank you, Sam! I’ll be sure to call you if I need you, but in the meantime please take care of yourself! We wouldn’t want our fav’rite astronomer pal unwell.

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Howdy, folks! D'ya wanna ride a horse? Feel the wind in yer hair as ya bond with yer special new equine friend? Boy do I have the camp for you! Welc'me to Sheriff Cowboy’s Cowboy Trainin’ Camp! Here you’ll meet a horse specially picked to be your best friend, you’ll learn how to take proper care of ‘em, and at the end a select few will be allowed to participate in a race on behalf of your team! 

Sign up now!

@campdnp @dnp-camp @tentwars2k20 @standromeda 

[sheriffcowboy-camp]

Don’ mind me, jus’ rebloggin’ e’ry once in a bit to remind folks!

[sheriffcowboy-camp]

Howdy, folks! Decided to stop by and let y'all know that the camp’ll be takin’ place startin’ November 25th through November 29th and the deadline to sign up for Sheriff Cowboy’s Cowboy Trainin’ Camp is November 20th!

Can’t wait to see y'all!

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How many lies has the hay told?

Silly anon, hay can’t speak! Have you been at the saloon too long?

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do you have any siblings?

Unfortunately, I’m an only child! Maybe that’s why my mom gave me so many names!

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Any camp clues?

Y’all haven’t looked deep enough, but you’re thinking too much.

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do you have a middle name?

I don’t often share it, but my middle name is quite long! It consists of all of the names my momma was deciding between, so my full name is:

Sheriff Alyssa Ari Eilidh Emma Erin Joy Lanie Megan Nell Cowboy

She’s a hoot, but I love her!

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pronouns?

Howdy, anon! My pronouns are they/them, thanks for bein' so considerate!

[sheriffcowboy-camp]

Howdy, folks! D'ya wanna ride a horse? Feel the wind in yer hair as ya bond with yer special new equine friend? Boy do I have the camp for you! Welc'me to Sheriff Cowboy’s Cowboy Trainin’ Camp! Here you’ll meet a horse specially picked to be your best friend, you’ll learn how to take proper care of ‘em, and at the end a select few will be allowed to participate in a race on behalf of your team! 

Sign up now!

@campdnp @dnp-camp @tentwars2k20 @standromeda 

[sheriffcowboy-camp]

Don’ mind me, jus’ rebloggin’ e’ry once in a bit to remind folks!

[sheriffcowboy-camp]

Howdy, folks! Decided to stop by and let y'all know that the camp’ll be takin’ place startin’ November 25th through November 29th and the deadline to sign up for Sheriff Cowboy’s Cowboy Trainin’ Camp is November 20th!

Can’t wait to see y'all!

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hello mr cowboy sir, did you get to see the stars today?

Howdy, Ari! Why, yes, I did, they were 'specially beautiful. Polaris was real bright!

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would you like us to call you your full name or is there a nickname we can call you?

Y'all can call me whatever you'd like! Be it Sheriff, Partner, Mr. Cowboy if that's your jam, pretty much anythin' is alright by me!

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i’m just imagining there being a really serious legal form and you just writing sheriff cowboy under full name

Whene'er I hand back the form to folks, they always give me a funny look. Sometimes I think it's cause of my poor handwritin' before I remember most people haven't heard of a name like mine!