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Lovecraftian story where someone buys the Necronomicon as part of a “dark academia bundle”.

Do I feel more productive when I get up early? Yes. Do I like getting up early? No, me sleepy. Could I go to bed earlier? Sure. Do I want to? No, pls consider night is dark and I am just a little gremlin. Night time is gremlin hours and I will not be giving them up.

knicks-knacks

It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

error-404-fuck-not-found

who tf they think the "our" is in Archive Of Our Own??? it's freaks babe. AF3. archive for fucking freaks. if you don't go here that's a you problem

bellafleurz

mumblesplash

actually the most significant difference between fanfiction and Serious Literature is by and large the latter is written by people whose life circumstances aligned such that they had at least the bare minimum of time and energy needed to write a novel, whereas fic authors will upload an equivalent amount of words in a single chapter update between the ceremony and reception on their wedding day because an earthquake hit and they “had some free time” while the search and rescue team was digging them out of the collapsed church

rococospade

mmmdrop

danger days is NOT meant to be listened to on good speakers you’re supposed to listen to it in the summer heat on your shit car stereo and turn it up until you can it barely sounds like music and you can feel it in your legs. ideally your check engine light should be on for an optimal listening experience but i know that’s not feasible for everyone

byjove

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

byjove

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”

whats-a-bear

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

funnydwagon

I disagree!

whats-a-bear

you know what has to happen now

fromhersoul

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

fairycosmos

trauma has literally lobotomised my memory i cant remember the past 2 years unless it’s 4am and i remember it all at once x10 bass boosted

failchild

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

sadpearonmars

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”