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[valtsv]

me receiving a phone call: i hate this why can't i just get messages instead

me receiving an email: oh god oh fuck no not like this

[preschooldr0pout]

[absentia-deactivated20111017-de]

[gorezy]

[twinpeakscaptioned]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[lubricates]

omf

[respectfulmemes]

[getofftheinternerd]

[reginasphalanges]

jake gyllenhaal representing my two moods

[skinsilmiotutto]

[bitchycode]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toastbutteregg]

MY DAD RIGHT NOW

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[mayothompson]

[yeah-yougotme]

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[juelzsantanabandana]

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house