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♔ Sacha Medina ♔ open your hand, take a glass. don't be scared, i'm right here. even though you don't roll, trust me girl, you wanna be high for this.

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atlas: don't call me a bitch, liar

atlas: um!!! yes I can i know self defense bYe

sacha: actually i called u lil bitch, lil bitch

sacha: sure u do

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vincent: reminds me of that picture of a group of dogs having a threesome, a guy popping a sick wheelie and then a guy giving a blowjob to another guy

vincent: god fucking bless

sacha: only in america

[kkalino-deactivated20150214]

Britney in that red latex suit was top dollar, man.

[shhsacha]

Never really got me going, sorry.

[shhsacha]

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atlas: shut up u liar

atlas: wow!!!!!! not if I can help it tbh

sacha: dont call me a liar, lil bitch

sacha: u cant help it

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farrah: im confused

sacha: im not surprised

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bo: im applauding you rn

bo: you just can't see or hear it

sacha: i feel it

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hades: whatever helps you sleep at night !!

hades: oh wow i almost cared for a millisecond !!

sacha: don't really recall asking what you care about, zeus

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bo: it would be the highlight of mine if someone walked up to them in the middle

sacha: i'm glad i could make it the highlight of yours

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farrah: like, someone was giving him a hand?

farrah: bc thats nice of him

sacha: ur cute

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hades: you've never seen my dick tho, so ???? moron.

hades: mine's above average, but you don't need proof.

sacha: i have a sixth sense about dick sizes

sacha: did i ask for proof? no, i didnt

sacha: i could go the rest of my life and my afterlife and eternity without knowing what your dick looks like

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hades: oh shit !

hades: you must have seen me getting a handy !

sacha: nah

sacha: this guy's dick actually looked like it was above average size, not below

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bo: oh my goodness

bo: oh. my. goodness.

bo: that is beautiful

sacha: it was the highlight of my day

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sacha: i just saw this guy giving a handy to another guy in the park

sacha: in broad daylight

sacha: and people say america isn't the greatest country in the world

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atlas: wow ur charming

atlas: ya whY

sacha: i'm a gentleman

sacha: bc i'm about to throw these hands

sacha: you better catch 'em lil bitch

[kkalino-deactivated20150214]

Nah son, bleach blonde Xtina was hot as hell. They’re both hot, to be honest. Britney was up there though, before she went batshit.

[shhsacha]

Get with it, man. It's all about the brunettes. Except for in Beyonce's case, of course. But I've never been a real big fan of Britney? Looks wise, I mean. She's beautiful, but she's too cookie cutter pretty for me.

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 I made the crucial mistake of going into the kennels at the animal shelter and I’ve never hated Humanity more in my life man.

[sixtwcsix]

[shhsacha]

Why would you even go into a kennel?

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atlas: did you call me stupid?? how about U fight me

sacha: actually i called you a bitch

sacha: ok

sacha: do you know how to catch?