[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Please let me know who you are but have my discord.

[ofvallianceandvillainy]

shieldmaidenhealerandintern‌:

Sif rolled her eyes. “Normally you are so clever yet it seems your mind is foggy today. No, it is not one of the Einherjar though he his a skilled warrior in his own way.” She leaned against a near by wall, settling in for a long banter. “Sure the liesmith has better guesses than that. Use that cunning of yours.”

Well fuck. He had this gut feeling that he would be discovered, and that was, in truth his own fault. What was he even thinking? Sif probably knew already and was now looking for a way to completely embarrass him, and that was something he didn’t want to happen. The god of mischief shrugged, playing on the card of being completely oblivious of it all. “Those were my guesses, really. I have no clue. Won’t you tell me though?”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Sif knew Loki was smarter than what he was pretending to be at the moment. It seemed it was going to take her being completely obvious to get him to break. She walked over to him and backed him up to a wall, bracing her hands on either side of him. “Do you still wish to claim ignorance, Loki?” she asked, her voice a gentle purr.

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Please let me know who you are but have my discord.

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Please let me know who you are but have my discord.

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Please let me know who you are but have my discord.

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

I’m starting to shift to my discord and kik. Feel free to pop into my asks or DMs to get my info 

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Please let me know who you are but have my discord.

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[mishacolins]

i’m mostly offended by tumblr saying female nipples is bad™ while male nipples is okay but that’s our dumb society i guess

[soldierpaladin]

The problem with Staff

And I hope you actually read this @staff

People are joking saying that people “can’t be horny on main anymore” but that isn’t the problem. The problem is that this is a band aid on a gunshot wound. The ONLY reason Staff is doing this is because they got pulled from the app store because child porn exists on this site and they didn’t do anything about it until they HAD to because their profits were threatened. However, they still won’t do anything about pedophiles and neonazis on this site. They won’t go after these blogs and report them to the police. Nah, just screw over sex workers and nsfw artists because they’re “doing the right thing”. It’s such a joke, they don’t care about the right thing, only what will help them get their profits back on track.

tl;dr edition: the problem isn’t “people can’t be horny on main” it’s Tumblr are screwing over innocent people who make money off of sexworking and nsfw art because they don’t know how to run a website so instead we ended up with a site full of neonazis,pedophiles and child porn.

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

I’m starting to shift to my discord and kik. Feel free to pop into my asks or DMs to get my info 

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

*appears in Darcy's flat* Greetings, Lady Darcy! How farest thou? I was wondering ifst thou hast time for lunchen? Or art thou busy with thy studies?

Darcy has gotten used to Loki just popping into her apartment so it didn’t freak her out nearly as bad as it might have. ““Yeah, I have time for lunch.” She set her books aside and stretched her arms. ““Did you have a place in mind?”

[crewman-penelope]

“I have not.”, Loke smirked at her. “Thy chosing, my treat.” He looked at the book to ask also: “School or pleasure?”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

“Pleasure this time around. I was getting burnt out studying so much that I needed to read something that didn’t have to do with school.” She flopped back onto her bed and thought for a moment. “I’m craving a burger.”

[crewman-penelope]

“Urg, Fast Food?”, Loke scrunch his nose. “Pray tell me, thou mean a proper dinner and not a McD******? Unlike my children Fast Food is not my favourite at all. Alas there art some special Dinner’s, who made delicious one.”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

She laughed. “Rest assured I don’t want fast food. I want to go to a nice restaurant and have a burger and maybe some fries.”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

*appears in Darcy's flat* Greetings, Lady Darcy! How farest thou? I was wondering ifst thou hast time for lunchen? Or art thou busy with thy studies?

Darcy has gotten used to Loki just popping into her apartment so it didn’t freak her out nearly as bad as it might have. ““Yeah, I have time for lunch.” She set her books aside and stretched her arms. ““Did you have a place in mind?”

[crewman-penelope]

“I have not.”, Loke smirked at her. “Thy chosing, my treat.” He looked at the book to ask also: “School or pleasure?”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

“Pleasure this time around. I was getting burnt out studying so much that I needed to read something that didn’t have to do with school.” She flopped back onto her bed and thought for a moment. “I’m craving a burger.”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

*appears in Darcy's flat* Greetings, Lady Darcy! How farest thou? I was wondering ifst thou hast time for lunchen? Or art thou busy with thy studies?

Darcy has gotten used to Loki just popping into her apartment so it didn’t freak her out nearly as bad as it might have. ““Yeah, I have time for lunch.” She set her books aside and stretched her arms. ““Did you have a place in mind?”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

Tumblr is fucking pissing me off!!

Is anyone else NOT getting ANY kind of notification whatsoever? Because I’m not getting any notification about anything. It’s not until I check the app itself that I see any activity so I am so so sorry if I’m behind in replies or any DMs. I really need a new phone/laptop :(

[ohnoarno]

🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭

[agrabahflcwer-deactivated201811]

ohnoarno‌:

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

[shieldmaidenhealerandintern-blog]

I promise be getting to my drafts soon!

Please forgive me for taking so long!