Yikes

Alex | 22 | UK Sc|kik:fhkrrh

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love nature ♡ save the bees ♡

bee: *comes near me*

me:

[radiantchlo-deactivated20200926]

[timetrees]

about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[onlinedaddy]

I just want to have rly great sex & nap a lot

[jehovahhthickness]

Leave quiet people alone. Stop forcing them to talk if they don’t want to.

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

people with mental illness doesn’t always look like soft spoken skinny white girls there are mentally ill people who are large who stutter who can’t form sentences “correctly” who are always drooling who constantly shake who have bad skin who shout who aren’t white who are mean who are angry who are physically disabled who dont/cant talk who you can’t understand who scare you who are what you consider to be “ugly” and that doesn’t make them any less fucking valid or less worthy of your support, respect, and activism

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

when u joke with bae but he take it seriously so now he mad

[kreuzader]

friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck

me: no I don’t

also me: guys this image is so funny

[andreii-tarkovsky]

me when i remember all my hoe adventures

then realize nuts can fill a body but not the empty in my heart

[onlytwitterpics]

[gothyeehaw]

who awake , lov u

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

me: i hate queerbaiting

a show: *baits me*

me: *shoving popcorn in my mouth* you turn my home into a house of lies and i continue to allow it because this is all i have

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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What kind of bear is this?

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[metapod]