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Hello if there is anything you'd like to discuss with me please call my home phone number; 623 643 8757

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I DONT CARE IF THIS DOESNT FIT THE THEME OF YOUR BLOG; REBLOG. SHARE. MAKE THIS TRENDY.

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If I have lentil soup I can totally crush a whole lemon

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New garden path sentence I came up with:

The Belgian waffles about

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I feel like flutey the war worm

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Friend: I wanna go out to eat do you have food money?

Me (who combines ideas into a whole instead of comprehending properly): food money would rot easily and would not be a good store of value

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No matter how clever, a wordplay-based username exposes inner vanity and corruption of character

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Hi

Oh hello there little birdie what brings you to my doorstep

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My lifelot is glowing but my bytlot is too much for me to work on my mudlot

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Ok I play around on this shit but seriously babies are cute and funny

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rueful pumping: the nightmare diaries of a palletjack

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I don't understand myself why am I different from the other kids

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Pissed my pants again

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Bosses love to order 9 pallets worth of backstock bait

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Marxists don't like me because I'm ugly as fuck and rude as hell

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As I beheld my hall, filled with sons, daughters, the young, the old, laughing, crying, I looked down at my plate with a smile. Oh terrible fate! If the moment before now could last forever! If the warmth I felt then clung to my bones as a baby weans on the tit! For as soon as I gazed down at my dinner joy fled me and never returned, I saw gummy drops sour lemon pellets fruit jawbreakers choco eggs sugar cream fruit leather chewy gummy cubes sour salt licorice sticks strawberry mules jumbo berry licks lolipops brittle peanut shards minty muddlers and circus bonbons. I scanned my meal again though I knew the truth, my cook had failed to add jordan almonds to the platter. I excused myself and climbed the hill behind my grand hall to a old oak where I hung myself from a branch