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It's gonna be so hot tomorrow I might as well just say fuck it all to hell and purposefully subject myself to all sensory issues I'm gonna put oil all over my face and hands and drape little hairs over my skin and down the back of my shirt and wear really tight underwear while tucking that rides up all day and I'll plug both my nostrils and just masturbate and masturbate and masturbate all day long
A busted-up, mangled sprout... This is the calling card of the sprout killer.
The single occupant bathroom at my job is warmer and more humid than the room proceeding it, and smells like sweat. This makes it feel like entering into a human body, which flushes me and I get about 10% aroused. After using the bathroom, I usually press myself aganist the waist high counter where I work for the next 30 minutes.
Me and my friends-- we JRPG. Just Recovered Precious Gems
La Chinoise... I haven't seen it yet!
Hiii I really don't want to do this again but everyone that cares about me keeps telling me to! My car is broken my tags are expired my only pair of shoes broke I don't have money for rent I don't even have money for like bus fare to get to my job interview tomorrow so if you want to help me not die this month I would greatly appreciate it!
Head buzzing stomach clutched I use my free hand to take a long drag from my nico-grub and get a lungful of acid drool. Never learned to throw them away, and never bothered to keep their smoke glands from atrophying. I start coughing. I get real mad. I'm coughing and I'm very angry. I drop my grub and my wires get so crossed I start stomping instead of picking it up. Seashell white carapace mixing with green paste, seen when I lifted my boot, seen after I stopped hacking up said green paste. I feel remorse even though its life didn't matter. I liked to save em' to feed to strays. I liked that it made the strays look yellow and sweaty. My brother pulls up in his bright yellow Servile Class Gunner Vehicle and gives me a look that makes me fucking mad. He probably saw me fucking up my smoke. He's always yelling at me about how I treat my smokes. What are you doing retard, he says. Why the fuck are you getting smoke grease in our driveway. Fuck you Eoei I say. Fuck You.
I'm horny *humps something to prove it*
Garlic is like nature's potato, in that, like metal, it has a protective outer skin much like an orange peel's rind or a garlic's outer skin
Everyone bew more kind to me because I want to tell you that I like playing games where you can knock a ragdoll down a hill more than quake or city skylines or bejeweled
Gun to your head whats the most adorable berry
Gets embarrassed that my under the desk puppygirl slave can see what im doing so i turn on mark fisher lectures
what if tornados just wanted to eat all the food in grocery stores 😛
the beepy demons have me surrounded
I'm surrounded by a horde of beepy demons! AKA: Robots!!!!
I like to think poetically so when an old woman asks me how I am doing it is easy for me to say such like: The vulture is fluttering down onto my shoulders today ma'am... So charmed she will be, that i will not even pretend to be abashed when she reaches for her pocketbook
