the science of shipping

I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. and maybe we'll never know most of them, but even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. i'm Elysia, from the Welsh valleys, 16, actress dauntless, gryffindor

[johnwatsonisaturtle-blog]

[tickle-me-dalek]

#great  #throw together two men who know nothing of personal space #where’s castiel #might as well make it a party

A PARTY IT IS, THEN

#I want to put Dean in the middle of this just to make him uncomfortable

Okay.

guys

guys what’s happening

guys

g u y s.

The Doctor seemed lonely

i do what i want

Viva la vida loki

[themerrycaryler]

If there is a day this isn’t on my blog, you can assume I’m dead.

[shiningdoe]

I love this so post so much, as I type this it is August the 11th 2014 but I have scheduled this randomly a great number of times, it will post at least once every year for 10 years. This post is never leaving the internet.

[johnwatsonisaturtle-blog]

[tickle-me-dalek]

#great  #throw together two men who know nothing of personal space #where’s castiel #might as well make it a party

A PARTY IT IS, THEN

#I want to put Dean in the middle of this just to make him uncomfortable

Okay.

guys

guys what’s happening

guys

g u y s.

The Doctor seemed lonely

i do what i want

Viva la vida loki

[themerrycaryler]

If there is a day this isn’t on my blog, you can assume I’m dead.

[shiningdoe]

I love this so post so much, as I type this it is August the 11th 2014 but I have scheduled this randomly a great number of times, it will post at least once every year for 10 years. This post is never leaving the internet.

[shiningdoe]

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™

the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10

the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10

the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that

the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10

the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10

the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.

the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

[ladyloveandjustice]

Also yeah, I’ve said it before, but like when people are like “why doesn’t Harry ask for help more, why doesn’t he ask questions” THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT HE LEARNED HE WOULD BE PUNISHED FOR DOING GROWING UP. It was drilled into him not to ask for help.

Like the scene that will always break my heart is when Ron discovered Umbridge was basically forcing Harry to mutilate himself, and he was like “WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU TELL ANYBODY? WE NEED TO TELL SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY” and Harry’s reaction was “they’re busy, they don’t need me causing them trouble, it would just get them in trouble, they don’t want me to bother them” instantly and Ron was like “what the fuck man” because that is just so, so accurate to what you learn when you’re being abused and bullied. Do not ask for help. Do not bother people. They don’t want to deal with you, this kind of thing is normal and things will just get worse if you do.

It was just really well and subtly done. How Ron completely didn’t understand and was horrified but this was obvious and normal to Harry. Of course he was used to doing things on his own. Of course it was his instinct to keep it a secret.

[skypalacearchitect]

in the first book harry literally explicitly said in the narration that the dursleys didn’t like it when he asked questions and people still say he’s just arrogant and thinks he can handle everything

[sanityscraps]

As someone who grew up with abusive parents while reading HP, I didn’t even notice this as a kid. I thought Harry’s reaction was totally normal and Ron was well-intentioned, but had no idea what he was talking about. That’s also the result of brainwashing to be a victim.

[hobbitbilbo]

[johnwatsonisaturtle-blog]

[tickle-me-dalek]

#great  #throw together two men who know nothing of personal space #where’s castiel #might as well make it a party

A PARTY IT IS, THEN

#I want to put Dean in the middle of this just to make him uncomfortable

Okay.

guys

guys what’s happening

guys

g u y s.

The Doctor seemed lonely

i do what i want

Viva la vida loki

[themerrycaryler]

If there is a day this isn’t on my blog, you can assume I’m dead.

[shiningdoe]

I love this so post so much, as I type this it is August the 11th 2014 but I have scheduled this randomly a great number of times, it will post at least once every year for 10 years. This post is never leaving the internet.

[usermeggy]

The Doctor + his orange spacesuit(s)

[shiningdoe]

the sherlock pilot

sherlock: dinner?

john: Haha and then what ;)

[alrightevans]

remus lupin spent his final christmas at Hogwarts as a werewolf bye

[obsessedfoolsgifs-blog]

[shiningdoe]

Currently writing a WhoLock AU in which Sherlock has to delete everything he knows about the doctor to keep him and John safe

[spideyys]

since tag tracking is officially dead, if you want me to see a post of yours go out into the middle of a field and scream into the night sky. i will be listening

[watsonsmatthews]

why does it hurt so much?

        because it was real.

[2spunky-deactivated20190822]

when you’re in a really big fandom:

when you’re in a really small fandom:

[alchemyofsouls]

[catsandcrisps]

when you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

[rominatrix]

Martin Freeman on John Watson [source]